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571Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jul 18 2018, 16:04

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Started my pre season training on Monday. Getting up to the West Stand isn't as easy as it used to be,so my fitness regime has been upped a few notches.
Things are going well,and I'll soon be able to move on to new ways to avoid the guy selling Golden Gamble tickets.

572Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jul 18 2018, 16:15

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
You're probably faster than Beevers and Wheater already.

573Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jul 18 2018, 17:31

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Cajunboy wrote:You're probably faster than Beevers and Wheater already.
Yes. Got a way to go to catch Brickfeet though. He's putting in the yards,chasing balls that his first touch has sent 20 yards up the pitch.

574Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jul 18 2018, 18:06

y2johnny


Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:A motorist was stopped by police for driving while sitting on a bucket and steering with pliers.


Shocked

I read that story this morning, and Bonce was the first person who came on my heaving bussom
Better late than never

575Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jul 18 2018, 18:42

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@y2johnny wrote:
@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:A motorist was stopped by police for driving while sitting on a bucket and steering with pliers.


Shocked

I read that story this morning, and Bonce was the first person who came on my heaving bussom
Better late than never
Not sure about a heaving bosom Johnny. The last time she took her bra off she broke her toes.

576Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jul 18 2018, 20:29

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
It's this sort of sexist bullery that stopped Chairmanda & Emma Jansen from posting.

577Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jul 18 2018, 20:52

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:It's this sort of sexist bullery that stopped Chairmanda & Emma Jansen from posting.
You must be mistaken about Emma...

@Emma Jansen 1 wrote:What we have here is a bent cock, more of a piggies tail.

affraid

578Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jul 18 2018, 20:58

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
KP,can't you do something about Nat trespassing on my thread. I used to feel safe here,but she's been sucking up to security and getting in.
I have my standards you know.

579Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jul 18 2018, 21:01

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I quite agree Boncey. 

Tash: come in here again and I will remove your rights to get in here. Razz

580Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jul 18 2018, 21:02

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I don't know what your point is KP, so what if Emma has a cock, she's still all woman. I'm sure.

581Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jul 18 2018, 21:02

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:Tash: come in here again and I will remove your rights to get in here. Razz

You don't have the balls. Nor the security level since being replaced by LT.

582Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jul 18 2018, 21:03

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:KP,can't you do something about Nat trespassing on my thread. I used to feel safe here,but she's been sucking up to security and getting in.
I have my standards you know.

I'm in negotiations with sluffy to rename it Natasha's Personal Box.

583Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jul 18 2018, 21:04

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@karlypants wrote:Tash: come in here again and I will remove your rights to get in here. Razz

You don't have the balls. Nor the security level since being replaced by LT.
Oh yes I do! Razz 

And myself, LT and Sluffy play fastest finger first. Very Happy

584Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jul 18 2018, 21:09

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:KP,can't you do something about Nat trespassing on my thread. I used to feel safe here,but she's been sucking up to security and getting in.
I have my standards you know.

I'm in negotiations with sluffy to rename it Natasha's Personal Box.
We did try that with Natasha’s Nuts if you remember. Laughing

585Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jul 18 2018, 21:11

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:And myself, LT and Sluffy play fastest finger first. Very Happy

I don't think anyone doubts that. I hope you use Vaseline.

586Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jul 18 2018, 21:16

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Unlikely romance is blossoming

587Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jul 18 2018, 21:23

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Now Boggers is in. And he's not wearing slippers! It's getting out of control,rather like one of those teenage house parties.
I'd better put some of that blue stuff in the cistern.

588Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jul 19 2018, 12:54

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 7177CAB7-AAC3-440D-AA35-A8FF0CCD8B4B

::mad:: ::mad:: ::mad::

589Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jul 19 2018, 14:00

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Waited an hour for a taxi this morning. They said the system had crashed. Easy excuse.

590Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jul 19 2018, 14:40

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 7177CAB7-AAC3-440D-AA35-A8FF0CCD8B4B

::mad:: ::mad:: ::mad::
All sorted now! cheers

591Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jul 19 2018, 14:44

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
We don't need an hourly update on your life.



Last edited by Natasha Whittam on Thu Jul 19 2018, 14:52; edited 1 time in total

592Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jul 19 2018, 14:46

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Why are you stilll in here? Very Happy

593Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jul 19 2018, 18:52

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
This statue outside Warrington General Hospital is supposed to be a pregnant woman. Looks more like something created by Tony Hancock in 'The Rebel'.
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 Img_0010

594Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Jul 21 2018, 17:17

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I really need to cut down on my youtube habit. Shocked

595Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Jul 21 2018, 17:35

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:I really need to cut down on my youtube habit. Shocked

Haven’t a clue what they were saying. I think the fat bloke needs a new set of teeth though!

596Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Jul 21 2018, 17:40

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
The chicken song...



Very Happy

597Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jul 26 2018, 16:41

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Just spent an hour trying to get my new bluetooth mouse to connect. 

I hadn't switched it on.

These things happen.

598Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jul 26 2018, 17:22

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

599Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Jul 27 2018, 14:54

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Why the hell can't you get an unsliced Hovis these days?

600Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 20 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Jul 27 2018, 15:02

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
Just had BT  Fibre installed.

It''s like flying with the Red Arrows.

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