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931Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 32 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Dec 06 2018, 18:09

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Just noticed that the slippers my niece bought me for my birthday in April have 'DO NOT RESUSCITATE' printed on the bottom!

932Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 32 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Dec 06 2018, 19:07

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@karlypants wrote:Some of us need the phone for work you stupid woman.

Do you work for a gay sex chat line?

Yes. My name is agfay!

933Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 32 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Dec 06 2018, 20:54

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I had to Google "agfey".

I really wish I hadn't.

The fact you know that word doesn't surprise me.

934Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 32 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Dec 06 2018, 21:20

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Now I'll have to google it.

935Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 32 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Dec 06 2018, 21:21

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Oh dear. Can't really damage my search history though.

936Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 32 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Dec 07 2018, 14:44

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

937Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 32 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Dec 07 2018, 16:15

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:I had to Google "agfey".

I really wish I hadn't.

The fact you know that word doesn't surprise me.

Laughing

938Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 32 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Dec 07 2018, 16:16

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

939Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 32 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Dec 10 2018, 12:32

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
If it’s not o2 down it’s bloody virgin! ::seething2::

940Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 32 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Dec 10 2018, 12:52

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:If it’s not o2 down it’s bloody virgin!  ::seething2::

O2 are giving me 2GB of data next month as compensation. Big deal. Mad

941Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 32 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Dec 10 2018, 12:54

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:
@karlypants wrote:If it’s not o2 down it’s bloody virgin!  ::seething2::

O2 are giving me 2GB of data next month as compensation. Big deal. Mad

Sounds much better than the 87p they are offering everyone else.

942Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 32 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Dec 10 2018, 13:01

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:
@karlypants wrote:If it’s not o2 down it’s bloody virgin!  ::seething2::

O2 are giving me 2GB of data next month as compensation. Big deal. Mad

Sounds much better than the 87p they are offering everyone else.
I'm with TESCO, so it's probably coming from them.

943Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 32 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Dec 10 2018, 13:12

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:
@karlypants wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:
@karlypants wrote:If it’s not o2 down it’s bloody virgin!  ::seething2::

O2 are giving me 2GB of data next month as compensation. Big deal. Mad

Sounds much better than the 87p they are offering everyone else.
I'm with TESCO, so it's probably coming from them.

Ah! That will be it then although Giffgaff who I am with who also use o2 are offering the same as o2.

944Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 32 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Dec 10 2018, 13:42

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
All in all its pretty shit considering the disruption caused.

945Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 32 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Dec 10 2018, 15:03

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Just had the plumber out, a Liverpool supporter, and had to suffer twenty minutes of merciless piss taking. Don't you just love scousers?

I'd have done the job myself, but I didn't fancy ending up in temporary accommodation over Christmas.

946Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 32 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Dec 10 2018, 15:23

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:
@karlypants wrote:If it’s not o2 down it’s bloody virgin!  ::seething2::

O2 are giving me 2GB of data next month as compensation. Big deal. Mad
same here, i'm on Tesco mobile

947Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 32 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Dec 10 2018, 18:35

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Anyone else find this creepy?

948Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 32 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Dec 11 2018, 14:00

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I've just sat on my doughnut. Crying or Very sad

949Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 32 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Dec 11 2018, 14:42

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:I've just sat on my doughnut. Crying or Very sad

I hope it didn't have jam in the centre. It would have made a right mess! Very Happy

950Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 32 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Dec 11 2018, 14:43

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I don't half fancy a good corned beef butty with pickle right now!

951Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 32 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Dec 11 2018, 14:48

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:I've just sat on my doughnut. Crying or Very sad

I hope it didn't have jam in the centre. It would have made a right mess! Very Happy
It did have jam in it. And it did make a mess. Still ate the bugger though. Very Happy

952Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 32 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Dec 11 2018, 16:30

gloswhite

gloswhite
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
@boltonbonce wrote:
@karlypants wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:I've just sat on my doughnut. Crying or Very sad

I hope it didn't have jam in the centre. It would have made a right mess! Very Happy
It did have jam in it. And it did make a mess. Still ate the bugger though. Very Happy
Spoken like a true hero  Very Happy

953Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 32 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Dec 11 2018, 16:41

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@gloswhite wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:
@karlypants wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:I've just sat on my doughnut. Crying or Very sad

I hope it didn't have jam in the centre. It would have made a right mess! Very Happy
It did have jam in it. And it did make a mess. Still ate the bugger though. Very Happy
Spoken like a true hero  Very Happy
Quite so. Too much food wasted in this country. Very Happy  It's not as if Nat had sat on it.

954Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 32 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Dec 11 2018, 17:05

finlaymcdanger

finlaymcdanger
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
@karlypants wrote:I don't half fancy a good corned beef butty with pickle right now!

Corned beef! Didn't the EU ban that?

955Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 32 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Dec 11 2018, 17:36

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@finlaymcdanger wrote:
@karlypants wrote:I don't half fancy a good corned beef butty with pickle right now!

Corned beef! Didn't the EU ban that?
Those tins are bastards. Nearly cut my finger off on one of them when I was a kid.

956Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 32 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Dec 12 2018, 14:34

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Shocked

957Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 32 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Dec 12 2018, 16:51

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Had the plumber back again today to sort out the bath, which is taking an hour to drain. He arrived with a giant plunger, "Five quid from Wilkies mate, never let me down".
It let him down.
He's coming back on Friday to take the floor up. "Bigger job than I thought mate".
There's trouble afoot.

958Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 32 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Dec 12 2018, 18:40

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Just unscrew the pipe and unclog the hair

959Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 32 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Dec 12 2018, 19:38

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@BoltonTillIDie wrote:Just unscrew the pipe and unclog the hair
Not that simple apparently. I'm blaming the Tories.

960Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 32 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Dec 12 2018, 20:18

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
It's probably Breadman's wig that came off when you shared a bath last week.

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