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Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII
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213 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed May 08 2019, 12:13
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Very nice KP. Half price too.
They'd go with my garters.
They'd go with my garters.
215 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed May 08 2019, 12:22
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
No way am I clicking that link. It'll be perverted.
216 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed May 08 2019, 12:26
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
You will be surprised Nat.
217 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed May 08 2019, 12:47
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Don't click on it Nat. You'll never sleep again.karlypants wrote:You will be surprised Nat.
218 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed May 08 2019, 14:54
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Bonce i have a lazy day today and i'm sitting in my favorite relax chair going to town on a bottle of JD Honey.These annoying adds keep coming on the TV one in particular is Ian Beefy Botham complaining that he's old and everything hurt's particularly his feet so he's using a vibrator on them. Started me thinking if it's happened to him then it's going to happen to me when i'm old a good few years down the line. Then i'm thinking i bet he wears slippers, you being the man to go to thought i'd ask does it come on suddenly (the slipper thing) or is it gradual or does someone else like a family member start it off? and did you hide them in disgust at first then feel the urge to look at them occasionally then maybe made the mistake of trying one on? Paul the postie told me the first thing to go is knees and feet very worrying that. I only ever wear reebok trainers when i do any sport or excercise but never for going out or round the house i always wear shoes can't see myself in slippers and the wife would divorce me i reckon. Do women get turned on by them? can you play a sex game in the bedroom in them with a pipe maybe? maybe it's something to look forward to.
219 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed May 08 2019, 15:17
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
My slipper habit started in my forties,AD. Because I've spent much of my life wearing boots, the pleasure of a good pair of slippers is unmatched.
Up until my forties I was happy enough going about the house bare footed, but decided on slippers after dropping a dart board on my foot.
I started having knee trouble only after I retired, which I find a bit odd, but there you go. I bought one of those Botham contraptions, and I have to say it's done nothing, other than make me look a right tit when Dave the window cleaner comes, and has to look at me, sat in the living room,with my bare feet on a vibrating flying saucer. Might work for some though.
As for slippers being sexy, I'll have to disappoint you. The moment I put mine on I age 20 years, and start complaining about the lack of police foot patrols. I also have to fight a terrible urge to buy the Daily Telegraph and talk about lawnmowers.
They're like a drug, but must be used in moderation. The urge to wander off down to the shops in them is a constant battle. Cave in to that, and you're only a few steps away from buying a dressing gown.
From there, you're done.
Up until my forties I was happy enough going about the house bare footed, but decided on slippers after dropping a dart board on my foot.
I started having knee trouble only after I retired, which I find a bit odd, but there you go. I bought one of those Botham contraptions, and I have to say it's done nothing, other than make me look a right tit when Dave the window cleaner comes, and has to look at me, sat in the living room,with my bare feet on a vibrating flying saucer. Might work for some though.
As for slippers being sexy, I'll have to disappoint you. The moment I put mine on I age 20 years, and start complaining about the lack of police foot patrols. I also have to fight a terrible urge to buy the Daily Telegraph and talk about lawnmowers.
They're like a drug, but must be used in moderation. The urge to wander off down to the shops in them is a constant battle. Cave in to that, and you're only a few steps away from buying a dressing gown.
From there, you're done.
220 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed May 08 2019, 15:36
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
A new low for Nuts, fooking slipper advice.
It's going to be a long Summer.
It's going to be a long Summer.
221 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed May 08 2019, 15:37
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Natasha Whittam wrote:A new low for Nuts, fooking slipper advice.
It's going to be a long Summer.
222 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed May 08 2019, 15:42
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Ouch was it a Manchester board bonce?boltonbonce wrote:My slipper habit started in my forties,AD. Because I've spent much of my life wearing boots, the pleasure of a good pair of slippers is unmatched.
Up until my forties I was happy enough going about the house bare footed, but decided on slippers after dropping a dart board on my foot.
I started having knee trouble only after I retired, which I find a bit odd, but there you go. I bought one of those Botham contraptions, and I have to say it's done nothing, other than make me look a right tit when Dave the window cleaner comes, and has to look at me, sat in the living room,with my bare feet on a vibrating flying saucer. Might work for some though.
As for slippers being sexy, I'll have to disappoint you. The moment I put mine on I age 20 years, and start complaining about the lack of police foot patrols. I also have to fight a terrible urge to buy the Daily Telegraph and talk about lawnmowers.
They're like a drug, but must be used in moderation. The urge to wander off down to the shops in them is a constant battle. Cave in to that, and you're only a few steps away from buying a dressing gown.
From there, you're done.
223 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Wed May 08 2019, 15:48
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
It was a Manchester board. Solid wood.
And Nat, if people need advice, I'm happy to give it.
And Nat, if people need advice, I'm happy to give it.
225 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Fri May 10 2019, 21:52
sunlight
Andy Walker
I know this wont make me popular, but Ladies Slippers are the comfiest.
226 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Fri May 10 2019, 22:25
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I know.sunlight wrote:I know this wont make me popular, but Ladies Slippers are the comfiest.
227 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Fri May 10 2019, 22:45
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Mr Yaxley-Lennon is in Bolton tomorrow. The Milk Marketing Board are thrilled.
230 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII Mon May 13 2019, 17:43
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
He's back, and with more mummy issues. And a very untidy bedroom.
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