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301Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 11 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun Jun 30 2019, 20:34

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
He could get together with three mates to make a fab four.

The Beagles.

302Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 11 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun Jun 30 2019, 23:31

sunlight

sunlight
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@boltonbonce wrote:He could get together with three mates to make a fab four.

The Beagles.

Laughing 

There was a Mexican version of the Beatles. John, Paul, John and Gringo.

303Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 11 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jul 01 2019, 00:15

Sluffy

Sluffy
Admin
@sunlight wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:He could get together with three mates to make a fab four.

The Beagles.

Laughing 

There was a Mexican version of the Beatles. John, Paul, John and Gringo.

:rofl:

304Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 11 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jul 01 2019, 10:08

okocha

okocha
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
@boltonbonce wrote:I remember someone telling me that, if you tell them you used to be a Jehova's Witness, but were kicked out, they're not allowed to speak to you.
Can't vouch for the truth of this, but I might try it.
That's absolutely true, Bonce.

 If you get the chance, watch the fabulous film "Apostasy", which was nominated for a Bafta last year and is based on the heart-breaking experiences of an ex-JV in Yorkshire. I know the Tories are seen as a heartless bunch but the lack of humanity shown by this lot had us virtually screaming at the cinema screen in outrage at their inflexibility and callousness. For example, look up their views on life-saving blood transfusions and medical practices for those in dire need.

They see themselves as superior to the rest of us scum and believe that only they will find a place in the kingdom of heaven when armageddon and Judgement Day come.

Those who fail to meet their ludicrous ideals will not be tolerated in the group.

 They are not allowed to associate with or speak to people who have been "disfellowshipped"...even if they are your own children.

So just tell those who knock on your door that you were barred, and you won't see them for dust!

305Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 11 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jul 01 2019, 13:55

finlaymcdanger

finlaymcdanger
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
@okocha wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:I remember someone telling me that, if you tell them you used to be a Jehova's Witness, but were kicked out, they're not allowed to speak to you.
Can't vouch for the truth of this, but I might try it.

They see themselves as superior to the rest of us scum and believe that only they will find a place in the kingdom of heaven when armageddon and Judgement Day come.

Those who fail to meet their ludicrous ideals will not be tolerated in the group.

Isn't this the case for most religions though?

306Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 11 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Jul 02 2019, 09:48

gloswhite

gloswhite
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
Even the Salvation Army has very strict rules, as I understand it.

307Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 11 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Jul 02 2019, 17:12

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Any of you oldsters remember the Bollin Mail Order catalogue?

I spent many a boyhood hour leafing through the corsetry section.

308Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 11 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Jul 02 2019, 17:25

sunlight

sunlight
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@boltonbonce wrote:Any of you oldsters remember the Bollin Mail Order catalogue?

I spent many a boyhood hour leafing through the corsetry section.

Did you buy anything nice?

309Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 11 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Jul 02 2019, 18:26

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:Any of you oldsters remember the Bollin Mail Order catalogue?

I spent many a boyhood hour leafing through the corsetry section.
I bet it got to the point where it would fall open on the correct page after opening it so much. Very Happy

310Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 11 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Jul 02 2019, 20:26

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:Any of you oldsters remember the Bollin Mail Order catalogue?

I spent many a boyhood hour leafing through the corsetry section.
I bet it got to the point where it would fall open on the correct page after opening it so much. Very Happy
I had to pretend I was looking at belts.

311Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 11 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Jul 02 2019, 21:47

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:
@karlypants wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:Any of you oldsters remember the Bollin Mail Order catalogue?

I spent many a boyhood hour leafing through the corsetry section.
I bet it got to the point where it would fall open on the correct page after opening it so much. Very Happy
I had to pretend I was looking at belts.

Did no one question the pages that were stuck together? Very Happy

312Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 11 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jul 04 2019, 21:54

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
The difference between dogs and cats summed up in under four minutes. Very Happy

313Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 11 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jul 04 2019, 22:02

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Will you find a bloody hobby or beg for your old job back.

Your retirement is killing me.

314Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 11 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jul 04 2019, 22:05

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:Will you find a bloody hobby or beg for your old job back.

Your retirement is killing me.
Don't you like cats and dogs? It's the closest to a real pussy you'll ever get.

315Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 11 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jul 04 2019, 22:07

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:Don't you like cats and dogs? It's the closest to a real pussy you'll ever get.

Sick of your lesbian fantasies.

316Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 11 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jul 04 2019, 22:10

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Right, I won't post another thing until you say sorry. I have spoken. Neutral

317Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 11 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jul 04 2019, 22:50

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:
@Natasha Whittam wrote:Will you find a bloody hobby or beg for your old job back.

Your retirement is killing me.
Don't you like cats and dogs? It's the closest to a real pussy you'll ever get.
Laughing

318Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 11 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Jul 05 2019, 11:12

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
RIP John McCririck.

319Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 11 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Jul 05 2019, 12:10

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:RIP John McCririck.
Yes! He certainly was a character on wife swap! Very Happy

320Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 11 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Jul 12 2019, 12:02

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Quick update on this oddball. He's now becoming delusional.

321Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 11 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Jul 12 2019, 12:11

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Watched this last night after the last one you posted in tommy’s Thread. 


He’s still out on his arse from the family home. Very Happy

322Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 11 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Jul 12 2019, 12:29

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:Watched this last night after the last one you posted in tommy’s Thread. 


He’s still out on his arse from the family home. Very Happy
And now he wants to be leader. He'd lead them straight to the chip shop. Very Happy

323Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 11 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Jul 12 2019, 21:09

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Getting some stick from my brother over my new World Golf Tour avatar. I look sensational. He's only jealous because he can't carry it off.
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 11 Wgt_av10

324Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 11 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Jul 13 2019, 07:59

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Go to google search and type in askew.

And no, I don't have anything better to do.

325Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 11 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Jul 13 2019, 10:17

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Now he's got two 'fans'. And he's off to meet them.

326Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 11 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Jul 13 2019, 10:27

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
And now he's writing to Tommy in prison!

327Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 11 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Jul 13 2019, 12:33

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Just had an email from ASDA informing me of '8 exciting ways to use herbs this summer'.

Well they can stick their herbs up their arse. I don't even shop at ASDA anyway.

I leave that to people who watch ITV.

328Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 11 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun Jul 14 2019, 21:26

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Have you been holidaying in Somerset this week Bonce?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-48982140

329Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 11 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun Jul 14 2019, 22:20

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
She was walking in Claverham, Somerset, when she saw "someone charging at me in a full black rubbery suit".


The man advanced towards her, "grunting and breathing heavily" before fleeing the scene, she said.


:rofl: :rofl:  

330Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 11 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jul 15 2019, 10:29

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I resent the implication. If I got into that suit, I'd never get out. Shocked

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