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Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

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Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Norpig wrote:Not mourning that con artist, made a living pretending to talk to the dead like all mediums and conning money out of vulnerable people.

Nonsense. About 8 years ago I went to see a psychic in Preston.

She held my palm and told me I'd be married to a tall thin man with 4 kids by my 35th birthday.

3 years to go so there's still time. Eric isn't tall, but perhaps she was talking about his 13 incher.

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:I wonder if Norpig would mourn Mrs. Briggs, the 66 year old sex chat worker who pretends to be sweet 16 he’s been talking to? Very Happy
 you leave her out of this, she performs a valuable service to me and many others  Twisted Evil

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Norpig wrote:
@karlypants wrote:I wonder if Norpig would mourn Mrs. Briggs, the 66 year old sex chat worker who pretends to be sweet 16 he’s been talking to? Very Happy
 you leave her out of this, she performs a valuable service to me and many others  Twisted Evil
Laughing

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Really don't know how Acorah got away with it. Listening to him for five minutes would set the alarm bells ringing. He was such an obvious fraud.

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:Really don't know how Acorah got away with it. Listening to him for five minutes would set the alarm bells ringing. He was such an obvious fraud.
With him acting as if he was possessed by spirits were his best moments.

I blame Yvette Fielding. Very Happy

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Laughing 

Just realised that it was David Bull who was the presenter of the show.

There’s an article on how fake most haunted was.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/spooky-truth-tvs-most-haunted-563082

Very Happy

Sluffy

Sluffy
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karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Fancy a new bathroom floor Bonce ?

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I'm getting him round for our monthly slipper night. We normally have Eric doing bird noises, so he'll be a big upgrade.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-51020104

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Do you have a google alert set up for slippers Boncey?  Laughing

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Laughing

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Norpig wrote:Do you have a google alert set up for slippers Boncey?  Laughing
I've modified Alexa to keep me informed. Very Happy

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Whatever happens on Nuts, it always comes back to slippers.

Arseholes.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:Whatever happens on Nuts, it always comes back to slippers.

Arseholes.
Better than Brexit.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Plumber just sorted our dripping tap. £40. It might be a bargain, but I'm not in the plumbing trade.

I preferred the old taps where you could just stick a new washer in. Job done.

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
You couldn’t make this shit up. It says it all for Northern Rail :rofl:...

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wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Have to say I'm not fond of slippers.
When the cane got banned at junior school, they replaced it with the dreaded "slipper" - by which they meant a size 11 gym slipper aka trainer - with which to beat us kids. On the arse. It hurt like hell and on reflection I have to question the mental health and sexual peccadillos of the teachers involved.
They used to make us bend over a desk and one bloke used to take a long run up so the tension was prolonged as you heard him approach. Obviously jumping out of the way at the last minute used to wind him up and invariably get you another six whacks.
I believe I still hold the record of 42 strokes of the slipper and 3 detentions in a week.
Never worn slippers, never will. Remind me of teachers that thought that 1960 was still in the Victorian age.

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:Plumber just sorted our dripping tap. £40. It might be a bargain, but I'm not in the plumbing trade.

I preferred the old taps where you could just stick a new washer in. Job done.
I take it he replaced one of those cartridges in the tap to stop it leaking?

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:Plumber just sorted our dripping tap. £40. It might be a bargain, but I'm not in the plumbing trade.

I preferred the old taps where you could just stick a new washer in. Job done.
I take it he replaced one of those cartridges in the tap to stop it leaking?
Yes.
I'm often tempted to go on youtube for tips on how to sort these problems out, but some of you may be aware of my past record.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
What happened to Nat's thread about Parent/child parking?

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Someone bought me a muslim prayer cap for Christmas. I've no idea why, but I look very fetching in it.

It goes very well with my dressing gown and slippers, so I'm particularly happy. I did rather startle Steve our postie though, and I can't help feeling he's beginning to regard me as something of a fruitcake.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Roger Scruton is dead.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Why do our voices get higher when we talk to dogs?

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:Why do our voices get higher when we talk to dogs?
Because you are treating it like a toddler?

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:Why do our voices get higher when we talk to dogs?

Why do you talk to dogs?

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:Why do our voices get higher when we talk to dogs?

Why do you talk to dogs?
Everyone does it. I talk to them because they listen. You can have a pretty reasoned debate with the right dog. Oscar, the Boxer from next door has some pretty strong views on hunting with hounds, and often gets quite strident about it,
I've not invited him round since he started smoking a pipe.
He laughed in my face when I told him ostriches could swim. He wasn't having it. Mind you, I only found out when one passed me doing the breast stroke at Tooting Lido.
But why does the voice get higher?

sunlight

sunlight
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
@boltonbonce wrote:

But why does the voice get higher?
Why do farmers always put their gates at the muddiest part of the field?

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@sunlight wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:

But why does the voice get higher?
Why do farmers always put their gates at the muddiest part of the field?
They don't of course. Because it's an entrance and exit, it naturally gets churned up.

I'm well up on country lore. Jack Hargreaves once hit me over the head with a 2lb perch.

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