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631Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Jan 24 2020, 23:31

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
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Very Happy

632Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Jan 25 2020, 18:21

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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Nat Lofthouse
Today I stuck our new green bin subscription sticker on our bin. Due to my still missing tooth I didn't make my usual speech, which was a plus for many.
These little moments make life worth living.

633Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun Jan 26 2020, 01:53

wanderlust

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@boltonbonce wrote:
@karlypants wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:
@karlypants wrote:Boncey, you couldn't have picked a worse avatar if you tried! Shocked
My dentist is actually very good. But that's what rolls about in my head when I'm due for an appointment. 
My dentist is on maternity leave at the moment, so I'm seeing another dentist. She did my last check up and seemed fine, so I'm not too worried.
Hard as nails I am.

I last went 20 years ago. I would rather have a full set of dentures and have done with it.

I'm not good with things like this either! Very Happy
A bloke I used to work with had very brittle teeth, and he had to have them all out at a very young age, about 30 I think. Unfortunately, he had a habit, during tea breaks, of finishing off his brew and biscuits, taking his teeth out and licking the biscuit bits off them.
Downton Abbey it wasn't.
The thought of it still sends a cold chill down my spine.
Reminds me of Stirling Uni in the '70's when I met "Tam" from Hamilton (Accies fan) who had all his teeth removed at the age of 18 because a) they were fooked and b) he wanted "wallies" as they required no maintenance. First time he loosened them and started rattling them about in his mouth when we were stoned totally freaked me out. But his missus (they were married at 17) loved him to bits. Told me it enhanced their love life but I didn't bother to ask how.

634Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun Jan 26 2020, 11:06

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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Nat Lofthouse
Falsies are great for crimping pastry too.
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSLs3XKcl3eJpdMsia_jhMnumzdUQzMuTQZOFnwPyPRpmNAYg99&s

635Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun Jan 26 2020, 11:49

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:Falsies are great for crimping pastry too.
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSLs3XKcl3eJpdMsia_jhMnumzdUQzMuTQZOFnwPyPRpmNAYg99&s

Thanks Bonce. I will never look at a Cornish pasty the same again! Shocked

636Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun Jan 26 2020, 15:31

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
My brother sat on my angel cake today. I was looking forward to a slice at tea time, but I won't be bothering now.
Since then we've been waging a text war of bum jokes, and I just want them to stop. He'll have to give in first though. I demand the last word.

637Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jan 27 2020, 01:18

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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Nat Lofthouse
It's 1.15am. Why am I still up? I need to get my act together.

638Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jan 27 2020, 22:03

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
Is it time to bring back the bush Nat? Very Happy

639Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jan 27 2020, 22:21

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:Is it time to bring back the bush Nat? Very Happy

I don't get it.

640Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jan 27 2020, 23:10

karlypants

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@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@karlypants wrote:Is it time to bring back the bush Nat? Very Happy

I don't get it.
It’s just been on the telly.

See Here

641Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jan 27 2020, 23:46

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
It's here.

Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Trumphair3-664x442-c-center

642Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Jan 28 2020, 12:17

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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Nat Lofthouse
RIP Nicholas Parsons. 'Just A Minute' will never seem the same.

643Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Jan 28 2020, 12:19

karlypants

karlypants
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Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:RIP Nicholas Parsons. 'Just A Minute' will never seem the same.
Is this the guy who went on that Britain’s worst drivers a few years back hosted by Quentin Wilson? Very Happy

644Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Jan 28 2020, 12:22

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
Just called in for some sushi and spotted this...

97-F5-F0-A3-6922-485-F-A399-94-C578-FC8-EEC

645Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Jan 28 2020, 12:32

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:RIP Nicholas Parsons. 'Just A Minute' will never seem the same.
Is this the guy who went on that Britain’s worst drivers a few years back hosted by Quentin Wilson? Very Happy
He was on the first series of Worst Celebrity Drivers, but he had a fantastic career. I saw him first on the Arthur Haynes show, but he played straight man to many other comedians. Sale of the Century was a game show I hated, but he presented it for many years with a certain style.
He hosted Just A Minute, from its inception, in 1967, until the present day, and that's quite an achievement.
Whatever he did, he did with style, wit, and charm. Would that there were more like him on TV today.
Instead we have to put up with programmes about pubic hair, and where it's gone. 
Down the plug hole normally.

646Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Jan 28 2020, 15:22

karlypants

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That’s the program Boncey. He had a blue Jaguar at the time if I remember rightly and he must have been in his 70’s then.

I don’t recall seeing him on the telly apart from that considering my age.

Sale of the century is a blast from the past though! I think it was Keith Chegwin? Who hosted it when I saw it all those years back. Then again it could have been Les Dennis!

647Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jan 29 2020, 15:22

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Just booked my cabs for my trip to the dentist on Monday. £65. Not bad actually for a two way trip. 
In passing, anyone who doesn't turn up for an appointment can be penalised. Used to be £25.
Doesn't work the other way though. I remember taking time off work to pay them a visit, and had to come home because the dentist hadn't turned in.
Wasn't recompensed for my expenses though. I didn't complain of course. They have drills.

648Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jan 29 2020, 17:35

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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Nat Lofthouse
Anyone know why Alastair Stewart was forced to step down from reading the new? All I can find is 'error of judgement'. His twitter account has been deleted.
Not that important, but I need to know.

649Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jan 29 2020, 17:52

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:Anyone know why Alastair Stewart was forced to step down from reading the new? All I can find is 'error of judgement'. His twitter account has been deleted.
Not that important, but I need to know.

'Error of Judgement' should be the title of your autobiography.

I'll buy it.

650Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jan 29 2020, 18:02

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:Anyone know why Alastair Stewart was forced to step down from reading the new? All I can find is 'error of judgement'. His twitter account has been deleted.
Not that important, but I need to know.

'Error of Judgement' should be the title of your autobiography.

I'll buy it.
Best seller for sure. You might like my previous book, Withering Shites: A social History The Outdoor Toilet.
There's a particularly good chapter about San Izal toilet paper. No longer in print sadly, although you could try ebay.

651Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jan 29 2020, 18:07

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
@boltonbonce wrote:
@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:Anyone know why Alastair Stewart was forced to step down from reading the new? All I can find is 'error of judgement'. His twitter account has been deleted.
Not that important, but I need to know.

'Error of Judgement' should be the title of your autobiography.

I'll buy it.
Best seller for sure. You might like my previous book, Withering Shites: A social History The Outdoor Toilet.
There's a particularly good chapter about San Izal toilet paper. No longer in print sadly, although you could try ebay.
I can only assume that you don't get the Bolton News.

652Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jan 29 2020, 18:08

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
@boltonbonce wrote:
@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:Anyone know why Alastair Stewart was forced to step down from reading the new? All I can find is 'error of judgement'. His twitter account has been deleted.
Not that important, but I need to know.

'Error of Judgement' should be the title of your autobiography.

I'll buy it.
Best seller for sure. You might like my previous book, Withering Shites: A social History The Outdoor Toilet.
There's a particularly good chapter about San Izal toilet paper. No longer in print sadly, although you could try ebay.
I can only assume that you don't get The Bolton News!

653Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jan 29 2020, 18:09

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
I said I can only assume...............

654Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jan 29 2020, 18:10

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
Sounds like something Hilda Baker would have said.

655Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jan 29 2020, 18:10

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Have you got online Tourette’s today Cajun? Very Happy

656Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jan 29 2020, 18:26

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
I've been given an ultimatum. Sort this mess out or else. Or else what? Be honest, is this a mess? I can guarantee everything you see is of some importance. To me, at least. What do they want? I intend to take steps, this very evening, to tidy it up, but I do so under duress.
They also think I have too many plugs connected, and that I'm in danger of causing the house to burn down. How very far fetched. Do you lot suffer from the 'tidy police'?

Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Img_0513

657Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jan 29 2020, 18:30

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
Do they keep you locked in the attic?

658Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jan 29 2020, 18:48

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:Do they keep you locked in the attic?
It's not the attic, but it might as well be. No one dares to venture in, other than the odd brave soul who tells me to sort it out. Things only came to a head tonight when Baldwin, my oldest teddy, was threatened with dismemberment. That was when things got ugly, and I hit back by threatening to wear shorts and sandals when the weather gets warmer.
An uneasy truce exists. I'm tidying up. But my new home page is 'Shorts for men' on Amazon.
I'm ready for a fight.

659Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jan 29 2020, 18:56

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
Five minutes to EMMERDALE.

Tonight is the night when Marlon is boiled in olive oil at The Woolpack.

Hopefully.

660Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 22 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jan 29 2020, 19:12

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Cajunboy wrote:Five minutes to EMMERDALE.

Tonight is the night when Marlon is boiled in olive oil at The Woolpack.

Hopefully.
Not watched it since Matt Skilbeck had a dust up with Harry Mowlam, and was accused of his murder. Seen a few bits of it recently, and farming doesn't seem to come into it.
How I long for the days of Mr Wilks and Amos Brearly. (I reckon they were secret lovers). I also had a soft spot for Frank Tate, due mainly to the fact that the man playing him couldn't act for toffee.

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