Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII

God Almighty, why does coffee-mate make my coffee taste like mud?

Can't believe how hard it is to get rid of an old mattress these days. Thought about asking Nat, because she must go through a fair few, but in the end I found a company that takes them for £32.
No wonder some people take to dumping them.

Two scousers just been to take my mattress away.

It'll be on ebay by noon.

boltonbonce wrote:Two scousers just been to take my mattress away.

It'll be on ebay by noon.

Anyone else notice Kate Middleton's pointy tits?

She could get a job working in a Hooters bar!

Indeed, a nice pair of tits.

Nice to see royalty is still well respected

gloswhite wrote:Nice to see royalty is still well respected

Sorry Glos, the Republican in me keeps fighting to get out. 

Wonder if Prince Phil uses a Nobility Scooter?

Have you clocked Chris Waddle's Grealish haircut?

Waiting in for the electrician. Say's he'll be round between 7.30am-5pm.

I'll just put my life on hold then.

Speaking of slippers, check out my new camouflage pair. Great for birdwatching, or lurking in bushes generally.

boltonbonce wrote:Speaking of slippers, check out my new camouflage pair. Great for birdwatching, or lurking in bushes generally.

Put a high vis marker on them so that you will always know where they are 

Good thinking Glos. Should have bought one for each foot really.

boltonbonce wrote:Waiting in for the electrician. Say's he'll be round between 7.30am-5pm.

I'll just put my life on hold then.

He's arrived. Says we need a new board, whatever that means. 'I'll do it now. Only take about an hour and a half'.

boltonbonce wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Waiting in for the electrician. Say's he'll be round between 7.30am-5pm.

I'll just put my life on hold then.

He's arrived. Says we need a new board, whatever that means. 'I'll do it now. Only take about an hour and a half'.

A new consumer unit?

I hope you got this bloke from a recommendation and not someone dodgy...

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Waiting in for the electrician. Say's he'll be round between 7.30am-5pm.

I'll just put my life on hold then.

He's arrived. Says we need a new board, whatever that means. 'I'll do it now. Only take about an hour and a half'.

A new consumer unit?

I hope you got this bloke from a recommendation and not someone dodgy...

He was more concerned about finding the sockets. I'm painting so the room was again in chaos.

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Waiting in for the electrician. Say's he'll be round between 7.30am-5pm.

I'll just put my life on hold then.

He's arrived. Says we need a new board, whatever that means. 'I'll do it now. Only take about an hour and a half'.

A new consumer unit?

I hope you got this bloke from a recommendation and not someone dodgy...

He was more concerned about finding the sockets. I'm painting so the room was again in chaos.

You have a real Aladdin's cave there Boncey

Ten minutes after the leccy man went all the power tripped. Light at the top of the stairs was the culprit.
He said the new board he put in is a good German one, but I'm just hoping it's not going to be tripping ever 20 minutes.
Now, time to sort that desk again.

boltonbonce wrote:Ten minutes after the leccy man went all the power tripped. Light at the top of the stairs was the culprit.
He said the new board he put in is a good German one, but I'm just hoping it's not going to be tripping ever 20 minutes.
Now, time to sort that desk again.

Mind you don't trip.

No wonder he doesn't look happy