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It's no wonder our Police force are backed up with work!
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871 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jun 18 2020, 23:14
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
It's no wonder our Police force are backed up with work!
873 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jun 24 2020, 20:28
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I've discovered Bamboo Socks. Enhance my slippers no end, and soooo comfortable. 
874 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jun 24 2020, 21:05
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
socks and slippers in this weather? Your feet must stink 
875 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jun 24 2020, 21:14
Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Fuck me it’s hot
876 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jun 24 2020, 21:30
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
its too hot to fuck anyone especially you Boggers
877 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jun 24 2020, 21:31
Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
@Norpig wrote:its too hot to fuck anyone especially you Boggers
You think about that way too much don’t you
878 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jun 24 2020, 21:39
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Not with Bamboo Socks. Try them.@Norpig wrote:socks and slippers in this weather? Your feet must stink
879 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jun 24 2020, 23:13
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
They're great. I have a fair bit of bamboo and hemp clothing and it's the mutz.@boltonbonce wrote:
Not with Bamboo Socks. Try them.
Comfortable, warm, temperature self-regulated - not the sharp weapons and weed that immediately spring to mind at all.
More you buy, cheaper they get.
880 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jun 25 2020, 00:28
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
I do ashamedly!@Boggersbelief wrote:@Norpig wrote:its too hot to fuck anyone especially you Boggers
You think about that way too much don’t you
881 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jun 25 2020, 09:38
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
A new low for Nuts.
882 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jun 25 2020, 10:38
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
You'll be buying them for Eric within days.@Natasha Whittam wrote:A new low for Nuts.
Make sure they go on his feet.
884 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jun 29 2020, 09:34
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I'm chancing a trip to the local newsagent later, despite some rather nasty rain. It'll be nice to get some fresh air.
Had a little trouble on my last visit due to their refusal to allow my emotional support donkey to enter the shop.
Guide dogs are fine, but they draw the line when it comes to Leopold. I don't mind telling you, I'm ready for fistycuffs if the need arises.
Had a little trouble on my last visit due to their refusal to allow my emotional support donkey to enter the shop.
Guide dogs are fine, but they draw the line when it comes to Leopold. I don't mind telling you, I'm ready for fistycuffs if the need arises.
885 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Jun 30 2020, 18:50
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I've just found an old pair of roller skates. This can't end well.
886 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Jun 30 2020, 20:46
Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:I'm chancing a trip to the local newsagent later, despite some rather nasty rain. It'll be nice to get some fresh air.
Had a little trouble on my last visit due to their refusal to allow my emotional support donkey to enter the shop.
Guide dogs are fine, but they draw the line when it comes to Leopold. I don't mind telling you, I'm ready for fistycuffs if the need arises.
Any trouble?
887 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Jun 30 2020, 20:57
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:Had a little trouble on my last visit due to their refusal to allow my emotional support donkey to enter the shop.
Did Breadman forget his pants again?
888 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Jun 30 2020, 21:44
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I decided to tie him to a belisha beacon. When I came out he'd been stolen.
Police are looking for a very tall man with an orange head.
890 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jul 01 2020, 15:54
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
The full sized human skull I ordered arrived today. Just a desk ornament you understand.
Not gone down well. Not that I'm bothered. I don't complain about doilies.
Not gone down well. Not that I'm bothered. I don't complain about doilies.
891 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jul 01 2020, 16:33
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Cool. Is it one you can dismantle and lobotomise the pre-frontal cortex? Or flap the cranium up and down whilst doing Tommy Cooper impressions?@boltonbonce wrote:The full sized human skull I ordered arrived today. Just a desk ornament you understand.
Not gone down well. Not that I'm bothered. I don't complain about doilies.
892 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jul 01 2020, 16:42
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
You're not taking this seriously. The bottom jaw comes off, although I'm not sure why. I've already done the 'Alas,Poor Yorick' bit.@wanderlust wrote:
Cool. Is it one you can dismantle and lobotomise the pre-frontal cortex? Or flap the cranium up and down whilst doing Tommy Cooper impressions?
Its uses are limited, if you discount crimping pastry.
893 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jul 01 2020, 17:34
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I was talking to my mate Etienne Bonnet de Condillac the other day.........
894 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jul 01 2020, 21:10
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Why does everyone on Fox News look like a Fireball XL5 puppet?
895 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jul 02 2020, 13:43
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
As does Dominic Cummings...@boltonbonce wrote:Why does everyone on Fox News look like a Fireball XL5 puppet?
896 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jul 02 2020, 13:51
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Dear old Zoonie.
897 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jul 02 2020, 16:00
gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
We had a chap in the army we called Zoonie. He's still got that nickname when we have our reunions each year. He was one of those people who is a real good laugh, who comes across as a bit of an idiot at time, but was anything but.
Zoonie on TV, if I remember right, did he not just say 'going home' in his odd voice, at the end of each adventure?
I'm going for a lie down now.
Zoonie on TV, if I remember right, did he not just say 'going home' in his odd voice, at the end of each adventure?
I'm going for a lie down now.
898 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jul 02 2020, 16:19
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
No, that was Robbie the robot.@gloswhite wrote:We had a chap in the army we called Zoonie. He's still got that nickname when we have our reunions each year. He was one of those people who is a real good laugh, who comes across as a bit of an idiot at time, but was anything but.
Zoonie on TV, if I remember right, did he not just say 'going home' in his odd voice, at the end of each adventure?
I'm going for a lie down now.
899 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jul 02 2020, 18:22
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
He/it often said "Welllllcccoooommmme hooooooooooooooommmmmmmme" as I remember it.@gloswhite wrote:We had a chap in the army we called Zoonie. He's still got that nickname when we have our reunions each year. He was one of those people who is a real good laugh, who comes across as a bit of an idiot at time, but was anything but.
Zoonie on TV, if I remember right, did he not just say 'going home' in his odd voice, at the end of each adventure?
I'm going for a lie down now.
How sad is that? Can't remember why I've walked into the living room but can remember that shit.
900 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Jul 03 2020, 06:44
sunlight
Andy Walker
@boltonbonce wrote:
You're not taking this seriously. The bottom jaw comes off, although I'm not sure why. I've already done the 'Alas,Poor Yorick' bit.
Its uses are limited, if you discount crimping pastry.
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