@boltonbonce wrote:Bloody Hell!Information can also be provided anonymously via Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11959701
It's no wonder our Police force are backed up with work!

@boltonbonce wrote:Bloody Hell!Information can also be provided anonymously via Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11959701
@Norpig wrote:its too hot to fuck anyone especially you Boggers
Not with Bamboo Socks. Try them.@Norpig wrote:socks and slippers in this weather? Your feet must stink
They're great. I have a fair bit of bamboo and hemp clothing and it's the mutz.@boltonbonce wrote:
Not with Bamboo Socks. Try them.
I do ashamedly!@Boggersbelief wrote:@Norpig wrote:its too hot to fuck anyone especially you Boggers
You think about that way too much don’t you
You'll be buying them for Eric within days.@Natasha Whittam wrote:A new low for Nuts.
@boltonbonce wrote:I'm chancing a trip to the local newsagent later, despite some rather nasty rain. It'll be nice to get some fresh air.
Had a little trouble on my last visit due to their refusal to allow my emotional support donkey to enter the shop.
Guide dogs are fine, but they draw the line when it comes to Leopold. I don't mind telling you, I'm ready for fistycuffs if the need arises.
@boltonbonce wrote:Had a little trouble on my last visit due to their refusal to allow my emotional support donkey to enter the shop.
I decided to tie him to a belisha beacon. When I came out he'd been stolen.
Cool. Is it one you can dismantle and lobotomise the pre-frontal cortex? Or flap the cranium up and down whilst doing Tommy Cooper impressions?@boltonbonce wrote:The full sized human skull I ordered arrived today. Just a desk ornament you understand.
Not gone down well. Not that I'm bothered. I don't complain about doilies.
You're not taking this seriously. The bottom jaw comes off, although I'm not sure why. I've already done the 'Alas,Poor Yorick' bit.@wanderlust wrote:
Cool. Is it one you can dismantle and lobotomise the pre-frontal cortex? Or flap the cranium up and down whilst doing Tommy Cooper impressions?
As does Dominic Cummings...@boltonbonce wrote:Why does everyone on Fox News look like a Fireball XL5 puppet?
No, that was Robbie the robot.@gloswhite wrote:We had a chap in the army we called Zoonie. He's still got that nickname when we have our reunions each year. He was one of those people who is a real good laugh, who comes across as a bit of an idiot at time, but was anything but.
Zoonie on TV, if I remember right, did he not just say 'going home' in his odd voice, at the end of each adventure?
I'm going for a lie down now.
He/it often said "Welllllcccoooommmme hooooooooooooooommmmmmmme" as I remember it.@gloswhite wrote:We had a chap in the army we called Zoonie. He's still got that nickname when we have our reunions each year. He was one of those people who is a real good laugh, who comes across as a bit of an idiot at time, but was anything but.
Zoonie on TV, if I remember right, did he not just say 'going home' in his odd voice, at the end of each adventure?
I'm going for a lie down now.
@boltonbonce wrote:
You're not taking this seriously. The bottom jaw comes off, although I'm not sure why. I've already done the 'Alas,Poor Yorick' bit.
Its uses are limited, if you discount crimping pastry.
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