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901Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 31 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Jul 03 2020, 22:42

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:
You're not taking this seriously. The bottom jaw comes off, although I'm not sure why. I've already done the 'Alas,Poor Yorick' bit.
Its uses are limited, if you discount crimping pastry.
If the jaw comes off have you thought of turning it upside down and using it as a salad bowl? It would make an interesting conversation piece when you have guests for dinner.
Obviously you'd have to strategically place a pair of slippers underneath to stop it rolling around.

902Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 31 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Jul 03 2020, 23:08

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@wanderlust wrote:
If the jaw comes off have you thought of turning it upside down and using it as a salad bowl? It would make an interesting conversation piece when you have guests for dinner.
Obviously you'd have to strategically place a pair of slippers underneath to stop it rolling around.
I'm not allowed to dine with normal people. I have pretty basic eating habits. I consider cutlery to be jewellery.
How hard is it to eat a pie or a pasty?

903Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 31 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Jul 04 2020, 00:06

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:
I'm not allowed to dine with normal people. I have pretty basic eating habits. I consider cutlery to be jewellery.
How hard is it to eat a pie or a pasty?
Love food that I can grab hold of and chomp on. A lapsed vegetarian my preference remains a roast chicken carcass, ideally with garlic.
But to be serious for a minute, do you actually wear spoon earrings?

904Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 31 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Jul 04 2020, 08:57

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Spoon earrings wouldn't be a good look for me. I leave earrings to women and pirates.

905Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 31 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jul 06 2020, 10:45

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Not bad.

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906Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 31 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jul 06 2020, 11:48

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Bloody Hell Boncey you're rich!

907Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 31 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jul 06 2020, 11:56

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Norpig wrote:Bloody Hell Boncey you're rich!
Not mine I'm afraid. Crying or Very sad

908Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 31 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jul 06 2020, 12:02

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
We actually won 29K on the euro millions recently and that was a massive shock, we've never won anything like that before. Mrs Pig has a lot of it spent in her head already  Very Happy

909Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 31 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jul 06 2020, 12:08

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Norpig wrote:We actually won 29K on the euro millions recently and that was a massive shock, we've never won anything like that before. Mrs Pig has a lot of it spent in her head already  Very Happy
That's a tidy amount. Good to hear about a bit of good luck for a change. If Ken Anderson phones, hang up. Very Happy

910Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 31 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Jul 07 2020, 17:38

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Daily mail's current headline gave me a chuckle...

'I decided to divorce Amber Heard when she defecated in our bed'

Shocked Very Happy

911Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 31 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Jul 07 2020, 17:45

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

912Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 31 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jul 08 2020, 17:24

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

913Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 31 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jul 13 2020, 10:18

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Little lad next door can't wait for the swimming pools to open. He's desperate to learn to swim, something all kids should hanker for. Great to hear.
My dad taught me to swim in one lesson. He just took me to the lake and threw me in.
It was easy once I'd cut myself out of the sack.

914Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 31 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jul 13 2020, 15:23

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
DUTCH DECOY

KEMPTON 6.10

915Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 31 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jul 13 2020, 15:47

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Cajunboy wrote:DUTCH DECOY

KEMPTON 6.10
I've backed it each way at 13/2. I'll probably lose my trousers. Surprised

916Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 31 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jul 13 2020, 16:10

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
Mark Johnston says Dutch Decoy is in good form at home, and he is looking forward to making a start with him. Mark says this is Dutch Decoy's first attempt at seven furlongs, a distance Mark thinks he will stay, based on his form last season. Mark says he will learn more about Dutch Decoy after this race, but he hopes he can run well in an open-looking contest.

Our view: Rodin is one of the current favourites, based on his recent win at Lingfield, in his first race over 7f. He is up 6lbs so must improve, but he does appear to be going the right way. The Blue Bower has won both her starts for Jonathan Portman, over both 7f and 6f. She is up 11lbs in total for those two victories, but is a filly in form. Nehaall won a 7f fillies' novice race in January, but was well beaten at Newmarket last month; it's probably too soon to write her off. Shoot The Moon ran well over 6f at Kempton last month, and was keeping on over the same trip at Windsor more recently. 

Angelic Time won over 7f at Wolverhampton last November, but was well beaten in a better contest at Yarmouth last month. Philipa Victoria has run well in both her starts, but is not obviously well-handicapped. The same could be said about Glorious Zoff. Epic Endeavour was beaten a head on debut at Lingfield, but was well held at Newmarket recently. Qasbaz has run well in three starts last season, has been gelded, and is up in trip. Cheat has no form since winning a handicap over this course and distance last season.

Dutch Decoy needed every yard of the 6f when winning at Hamilton (a stiff course on good to soft ground) last August, and ran well in a good race at Ayr (flat track) the following month. This step up in trip should suit, and we hope he can run well. His wide draw (9) could be a hindrance, but we hope he is good enough to show promise for the season ahead. We recommend a value price to be 5/1.

917Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 31 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jul 13 2020, 16:20

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 31 Giphy

918Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 31 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jul 13 2020, 18:15

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Incredible! Came from last to first in the final furlong to run out the 11/1 winner. Nice work Cajun. cheers

919Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 31 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Jul 14 2020, 19:51

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

He did the same thing 10 months ago at Hamilton.

My wife has a share in the horse, I think she owns half an ear.

I can't beleive he started at 11/1 yesterday after being around 5/1 in most lists.

920Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 31 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Jul 14 2020, 20:08

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Yes,I was surprised at the odds. Luckily I got 'best odds' with Ladbrokes so I was well pleased. A furlong out I'd given up hope.

921Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 31 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jul 15 2020, 15:53

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
With a furlong to go I bet you were cursing me.

922Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 31 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Jul 15 2020, 15:59

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Cajunboy wrote:With a furlong to go I bet you were cursing me.
I was tucking my gun into my pants. Very Happy

923Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 31 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jul 16 2020, 13:23

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

924Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 31 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Jul 16 2020, 21:22

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Love the arm cake. Endless possibilities for practical jokes

925Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 31 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun Jul 19 2020, 19:08

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I mentioned last week that, for some reason, I'd decided that Sluffy looks like David Dickinson. Once I'd started down that road It's proven hard to control.
I've now got it into my head that Glos looks like Derek Batey. Shocked
I'm trying to blot the rest of you out of my mind. 
Nat in particular.

926Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 31 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jul 20 2020, 14:48

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

927Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 31 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jul 20 2020, 16:24

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson
@boltonbonce wrote:I mentioned last week that, for some reason, I'd decided that Sluffy looks like David Dickinson. Once I'd started down that road It's proven hard to control.
I've now got it into my head that Glos looks like Derek Batey. Shocked
I'm trying to blot the rest of you out of my mind. 
Nat in particular.
Same colour hair almost, but not the looks. I tried to think which famous person I might look like, but can't come up with anyone. I suppose the consolation is that I'm unique, which won't help in my next identification parade.  Very Happy

928Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 31 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jul 20 2020, 16:35

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@gloswhite wrote:
Same colour hair almost, but not the looks. I tried to think which famous person I might look like, but can't come up with anyone. I suppose the consolation is that I'm unique, which won't help in my next identification parade.  Very Happy
If it makes you feel any better, I've got Breadman as Danny DeVito, and KP as Kevin Turvey.
xmiles, by the way, has always been Thelonious Monk.

929Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 31 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jul 20 2020, 19:16

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I always think of this chap when i think of Boncey

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930Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI - Page 31 Empty Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Jul 20 2020, 19:49

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Mr Grimsdale................Mr Grimsdale....

Sorry about this Mr Pig, but...........
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