Happy Birthday Bonce

We haven't forgotten you this year!

Have a wonderful day - try not to injury yourself and may you get many gifts of slippers with zips!!!

   Happy birthday, Boncey. Hope it's a great and memorable day.  

Happy Birthday Boncey!

Happy Birthday! Be safe

:party:Happy Birthday Boncey.

Hopefully Bonce will be burning his mankini as part of his celebrations today.

No one of that age should be wearing one!

Happy Birthday Bonce. Don't listen to this lot, you're still young. Go and have a fast walk around your garden 

Happy Birthday Boncey, hope you have a good day.

Thanks all. Good wishes much appreciated.

Thanks for the best wishes in the chatbox Bonce. Just seen it now mate.

Hope you have enjoyed your birthday!

HB boncey!

Cheers KP, Johnny. Been a good day apart from the result, but we're all used to losing now.

Happy birthday Boncey 

Cheers Mr Pig. I've had a pleasant evening listening to some manure supporters moaning. Very enjoyable.
I consider Manchester United the skidmarks on the underpants of life.

You absolute bunch of bellends!

I didn't get a birthday thread, but Bonce does?

This is a fucking outrage!

There were some spare places going in my box next season, but now you can all fuck off.

p.s. Happy birthday Bonce, you birthday thread stealing gobshite.

Thanks Nat. I'm deeply moved. My birthday wouldn't be the same without your yearly rant.

I should take this up with Sluffy and KP. I think they're trying to push you to the sidelines.

By the way, despite your birthdays, you don't get any older. How do you achieve this?

Sorry Nat, when was your birthday? I do tend to do the birthday threads but if it was last month i had other things on my mind so wasn't on here as much as usual.
Were you 32 again by the way?

Happy belated birthday, Bonce. Hope you had a great day!

finlaymcdanger wrote:Happy belated birthday, Bonce. Hope you had a great day!

Thanks Fin. Got some nice new slippers, and I'll post a picture of them tomorrow, much to the delight, I'm sure, of Nat.
I did though, manage to fall out of a hammock. I got in pretty gingerly, but when it came to getting out I just couldn't manage it. I've begun to lack a certain amount of agility.
Anyway, after a brief struggle, it spun violently, and pitched me face first into the ground.
I survived, but I'm sticking to a deckchair from now on.