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157 Re: Joke Thread Thu Nov 19 2020, 16:10
Sluffy
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sunlight wrote:
What a way to earn a living.
Very good Dolly!
166 Re: Joke Thread Sun Jan 24 2021, 10:20
boltonbonce
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This is probably racist, but it made me laugh.
A Scotsman and a Jew went for a meal together. At the end of the night, and to the amazement of everyone, the Scotsman said, "I'll pay".
Next morning the headline in the local paper read... JEWISH VENTRILOQUIST FOUND MURDERED BEHIND RESTAURANT.
A Scotsman and a Jew went for a meal together. At the end of the night, and to the amazement of everyone, the Scotsman said, "I'll pay".
Next morning the headline in the local paper read... JEWISH VENTRILOQUIST FOUND MURDERED BEHIND RESTAURANT.
167 Re: Joke Thread Sun Jan 24 2021, 11:37
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El Hadji Diouf
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A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Sure do,” replied the bartender.
“Good,” said the man. “Give me a beer, and I’ll have a lawyer for my ‘gator”.
“Sure do,” replied the bartender.
“Good,” said the man. “Give me a beer, and I’ll have a lawyer for my ‘gator”.
168 Re: Joke Thread Sun Jan 24 2021, 11:38
Ten Bobsworth
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This guy walked into a bar and shouted for all to hear, “Lawyers are ASSHOLES!”
A man in the back of the bar stood up and shouted back at him “I take exception to that statement and I resent it greatly!”
The first guy said “Are you a Lawyer?”
The man responded “No, I’m an asshole!”
A man in the back of the bar stood up and shouted back at him “I take exception to that statement and I resent it greatly!”
The first guy said “Are you a Lawyer?”
The man responded “No, I’m an asshole!”
169 Re: Joke Thread Sun Jan 24 2021, 11:41
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A 50-year-old lawyer who had been practicing since he was 25 passed away and arrived at the Pearly Gates for judgment. The lawyer said to St. Peter, “There must be some mistake! I’m only 50 years old, that’s far too young to die.” St. Peter frowned and consulted his book. “That’s funny, when we add up your billing records, you should be at least 83 by now!”
170 Re: Joke Thread Sat Mar 20 2021, 13:07
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