If you wore pants for a change you could keep it in your pocket.
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Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sun Sep 13 2020, 14:05
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse

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Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Wed Sep 16 2020, 23:06
boltonbonce

Nat Lofthouse

Look, I'm 67, sometimes I forget to put them on. It happens.@Natasha Whittam wrote:If you wore pants for a change you could keep it in your pocket.
I'm now getting emails saying I've got a pm in my inbox, but when I log in, there's nothing there. What's that all about.
Is it a conspiracy? I demand answers.
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Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Sep 17 2020, 08:30
okocha

Andy Walker

Morning, Mr. Bonce. I notced that on another thread you described Lineker and Shearer as "dull as ditch water". I've always used the term "dull as dishwater". Are both in common usage or am I just plain wrong?!
(Silly aside:-Boris talked about "lying dead in a d....h" No ambguity there....his tubby torso wouldn't fit in a dish.....)
(Silly aside:-Boris talked about "lying dead in a d....h" No ambguity there....his tubby torso wouldn't fit in a dish.....)
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Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Sep 17 2020, 09:09
boltonbonce

Nat Lofthouse

Morning mate. Just had a quick google, and 'ditchwater' has been in use since the 1700's. I've used dishwater myself in the past though.@okocha wrote:Morning, Mr. Bonce. I notced that on another thread you described Lineker and Shearer as "dull as ditch water". I've always used the term "dull as dishwater". Are both in common usage or am I just plain wrong?!
(Silly aside:-Boris talked about "lying dead in a d....h" No ambguity there....his tubby torso wouldn't fit in a dish.....)
I always used the word 'settee' as a kid, but for some reason, unknown to me, since the 70's I've been using 'sofa'.
Words and phrases seem to come and go. I've always been puzzled by, 'well, I'll go to the foot of our stairs'.
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Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Sep 17 2020, 10:29
okocha

Andy Walker

What about "by and large"?....makes no sense at all....
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Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Sep 17 2020, 10:40
Ten Bobsworth
Andy Walker

Ever heard the phrase, 'go and run a duck up Daubhill'? Or are you too young, Boncey?@boltonbonce wrote:
Morning mate. Just had a quick google, and 'ditchwater' has been in use since the 1700's. I've used dishwater myself in the past though.
I always used the word 'settee' as a kid, but for some reason, unknown to me, since the 70's I've been using 'sofa'.
Words and phrases seem to come and go. I've always been puzzled by, 'well, I'll go to the foot of our stairs'.
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Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Sep 17 2020, 11:08
boltonbonce

Nat Lofthouse

I'm pretty old. I can vaguely remember the Majestic Cinema, but I can't remember hearing that phrase.@Ten Bobsworth wrote:
Ever heard the phrase, 'go and run a duck up Daubhill'? Or are you too young, Boncey?
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Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Sep 17 2020, 12:30
Ten Bobsworth
Andy Walker

Tha's nobbut a lad, Boncey, but the phrase was in schoolboy usage in Bolton in the 50's. Basically it meant 'get lost'.@boltonbonce wrote:
I'm pretty old. I can vaguely remember the Majestic Cinema, but I can't remember hearing that phrase.
Daubhill was pronounced Dobble. There were two cinemas 'up Dobble', the Majestic on St Helens Road and further up on Derby Street, the Tivoli, pronounced Tiv-olly.
https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/10948855.the-golden-age-of-boltons-cinemas/
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Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Sep 17 2020, 12:41
boltonbonce

Nat Lofthouse

We lived in Georgina street. I think Wessy lived close by too. We moved to Farnworth when I was five.@Ten Bobsworth wrote:
Tha's nobbut a lad, Boncey, but the phrase was in schoolboy usage in Bolton in the 50's. Basically it meant 'get lost'.
Daubhill was pronounced Dobble. There were two cinemas 'up Dobble', the Majestic on St Helens Road and further up on Derby Street the, the Tivoli, pronounced Tiv-olly.
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Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Sep 17 2020, 16:16
boltonbonce

Nat Lofthouse

Remember this?


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Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Sep 17 2020, 17:55
wanderlust

Nat Lofthouse

My mate was a good roller skater and we went on Saturday mornings I seem to remember. I'll never forget him showing off to the girls in a race that he was winning by miles skating backwards and crashing and burning spectacularly. Cock.
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Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Sep 17 2020, 18:00
wanderlust

Nat Lofthouse

I remember watching "Zulu" at the Queens at the bottom of Trinity St and coming out itching all over. It really was a fleapit.@Ten Bobsworth wrote:
Tha's nobbut a lad, Boncey, but the phrase was in schoolboy usage in Bolton in the 50's. Basically it meant 'get lost'.
Daubhill was pronounced Dobble. There were two cinemas 'up Dobble', the Majestic on St Helens Road and further up on Derby Street, the Tivoli, pronounced Tiv-olly.
https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/10948855.the-golden-age-of-boltons-cinemas/
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Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Thu Sep 17 2020, 18:14
boltonbonce

Nat Lofthouse

The last time I went to the pictures was to watch Star Trek: The Wrath Of Khan, in Walkden.@wanderlust wrote:
I remember watching "Zulu" at the Queens at the bottom of Trinity St and coming out itching all over. It really was a fleapit.

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Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Sep 19 2020, 00:29
karlypants

Nat Lofthouse

They say a picture says a thousand words...

This was taken in Newcastle this evening.

This was taken in Newcastle this evening.
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Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Sat Sep 19 2020, 00:33
BoltonTillIDie

Nat Lofthouse

Brothers 

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Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Mon Sep 21 2020, 16:16
Cajunboy

El Hadji Diouf

TWATS!
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Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Tue Sep 22 2020, 16:59
boltonbonce

Nat Lofthouse

Cannibals!!

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Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Sep 25 2020, 15:27
boltonbonce

Nat Lofthouse

Bob finally confronts Dale Vince.


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Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Sep 25 2020, 16:04
Cajunboy

El Hadji Diouf

Who is the girl in your avatar?
She is a big improvement on Just William.
She is a big improvement on Just William.
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Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Sep 25 2020, 16:06
Ten Bobsworth
Andy Walker

That's not me. It could be Giffo from Stroud though.
Giffo3rd September 06:52 pm
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Unfortunately I live in the same town as the douchebag and therefore sadly I bump into the little weasel from time to time. Perhaps you should remove your head from Dale's backside, have a bacon sandwich and calm down combemarsh
boltonbonce? combemarsh?
Ever seen them in the same room together?
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Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Sep 25 2020, 16:08
Norpig

Nat Lofthouse

No one ever stays in a room long with you ten bob i bet.
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Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Sep 25 2020, 16:16
boltonbonce

Nat Lofthouse

Bob's writing in big letters. I don't like that sort of thing.@Norpig wrote:No one ever stays in a room long with you ten bob i bet.

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Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Sep 25 2020, 16:17
boltonbonce

Nat Lofthouse

Tricia Helfer. Nice.
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Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Sep 25 2020, 16:25
Ten Bobsworth
Andy Walker

Lose a lot on betting on things you know nowt about, do you?@Norpig wrote:No one ever stays in a room long with you ten bob i bet.
I'd wager there's a helluva lot you know nowt about but pretend otherwise even conVincing yourself.
No. Especially conVincing yourself.
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Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI on Fri Sep 25 2020, 16:26
Ten Bobsworth
Andy Walker

And there was I thinking it might be Rapunzel Vince.@boltonbonce wrote:
Tricia Helfer. Nice.
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