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32 Re: New Year new Norpig on Mon Jan 11 2021, 15:49
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Not sure about the lion, KP. I've never bought slippers from a market, whatever that is. Mine are all hand made, by the Duke of Norfolk, who needs the money re-thatch his scrotum. Give me the word and I'll get you a discount.@karlypants wrote:Bonce, I had a look on house of slippers and quite liked the mokkers at £15 though a lot of the designs look like the standard below £10 market slippers at a higher price though.
I’m curious to know the history behind the popular market slipper why it always had the embroidered lion on one slipper?
Norpig, had a weigh in this morning and lost 5.2 lbs which is a good start.
I know Peter Kay used to say that he could shit a pound but I don’t think he could shit 5 of them!
33 Re: New Year new Norpig on Wed Jan 13 2021, 21:46
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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@boltonbonce wrote:Not sure about the lion, KP. I've never bought slippers from a market, whatever that is. Mine are all hand made, by the Duke of Norfolk, who needs the money re-thatch his scrotum. Give me the word and I'll get you a discount.@karlypants wrote:Bonce, I had a look on house of slippers and quite liked the mokkers at £15 though a lot of the designs look like the standard below £10 market slippers at a higher price though.
I’m curious to know the history behind the popular market slipper why it always had the embroidered lion on one slipper?
Norpig, had a weigh in this morning and lost 5.2 lbs which is a good start.
I know Peter Kay used to say that he could shit a pound but I don’t think he could shit 5 of them!
These are the ones I'm on about Bonce...
The traditional slipper that I always sold on Bolton Market mainly in blue.
I've been wondering why they always had the lion on them.
34 Re: New Year new Norpig on Wed Jan 13 2021, 21:49
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
The Lion Rampant. Not really sure. Get Bob on it, if he can tear himself away from The Big Boys Book Of Taxation.
35 Re: New Year new Norpig on Wed Jan 13 2021, 21:49
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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@Norpig wrote:Good work KP, keep it up and you'll soon be back to slipping easily between bins at Bargain Booze
Yes! It's surprising what you can do when you cut out the booze, sugar and carbs and I even lost that weight sat on my arse for a week!
That's also with eating things like bacon and sausage and cheese.
If I had the chance of some bedroom sports, just think on how much more I would have lost.
Just another 23 kilos to go!
36 Re: New Year new Norpig on Wed Jan 13 2021, 22:25
Ten Bobsworth
Andy Walker
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Here are a few more tax planning tips from Lord Bobsworth with thanks to Tax Insider.@boltonbonce wrote:The Lion Rampant. Not really sure. Get Bob on it, if he can tear himself away from The Big Boys Book Of Taxation.
Now is the time to ask questions such as:
- Have we claimed a deduction for all available expenses?
- Have we claimed all the tax reliefs to which we are entitled?
- Have we made best use of all the available tax allowances?
- Do we have losses and how best should we utilise them?
- Should we consider changing our accounting date?
- Should we bring family members into the business?
- When/how is the best time to realise gains?
- Should we dodge hundreds of thousands or millions of pounds and lecture the government on how to spend the tax we haven't paid?
38 Re: New Year new Norpig on Fri Jan 15 2021, 12:31
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
I'm back from my mini-break, did you miss me? Nice to see Nat and Glos back by the way
39 Re: New Year new Norpig on Fri Jan 15 2021, 12:39
BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
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Back already, thought we’d have a longer break 
40 Re: New Year new Norpig on Fri Jan 15 2021, 12:41
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat's fooling no one. She's had a face lift. That's why she's been away.
41 Re: New Year new Norpig on Fri Jan 15 2021, 12:46
Ten Bobsworth
Andy Walker
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Aw shite@Norpig wrote:I'm back from my mini-break, did you miss me? Nice to see Nat and Glos back by the way
42 Re: New Year new Norpig on Fri Jan 15 2021, 12:51
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Bastard@BoltonTillIDie wrote:Back already, thought we’d have a longer break
43 Re: New Year new Norpig on Fri Jan 15 2021, 13:24
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
I only came back because Norpig quit.
I feel cheated.
I feel cheated.
44 Re: New Year new Norpig on Fri Jan 15 2021, 13:39
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
He'd never quit. He'd have to hand in his key to the executive toilet.
46 Re: New Year new Norpig on Fri Jan 15 2021, 15:53
gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
This thread reminds me of the old days. Is this a new beginning? As long as we still have the glamour, (Sunlight, Nat, and me), then things can only get better.
47 Re: New Year new Norpig on Fri Jan 15 2021, 16:07
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Hopefully so Glos, not so sure about the glamour bit though
48 Re: New Year new Norpig on Fri Jan 15 2021, 16:12
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
I mentioned my health before and i've now been told that i have a fatty liver (like the rest of me before Nat says anything) so a new Norpig is needed for real now. I'm going to have to watch what i eat and start exercising again. I'm going for more tests next week.
Might have to dust off the boots and play footy again when the lockdown ends, i'll still be a mere youngster compared to Lusty though
Might have to dust off the boots and play footy again when the lockdown ends, i'll still be a mere youngster compared to Lusty though
50 Re: New Year new Norpig on Fri Jan 15 2021, 16:19
gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Just thinking Mr Pig, would you be Tamworth or a Vietnamese Pot-Belly variety?
51 Re: New Year new Norpig on Fri Jan 15 2021, 16:21
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Definitely the pot belly one@gloswhite wrote:Just thinking Mr Pig, would you be Tamworth or a Vietnamese Pot-Belly variety?
52 Re: New Year new Norpig on Fri Jan 15 2021, 16:32
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
We know who the old sow is.
53 Re: New Year new Norpig on Fri Jan 15 2021, 17:04
observer
Andy Walker
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Moriarity's (Andrew Scott) line in the BBC Sherlock series! Makes me laugh every time I hear it.@Norpig wrote:I'm back from my mini-break, did you miss me? Nice to see Nat and Glos back by the way
54 Re: New Year new Norpig on Fri Jan 15 2021, 19:21
okocha
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Andrew Scott....one of the best actors on the planet right now. His Hamlet was spell-binding!
55 Re: New Year new Norpig on Fri Jan 15 2021, 20:20
observer
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I wish I could have seen it. Probably over 75% of Americans would have no idea of who Hamlet was or who wrote it.@okocha wrote:Andrew Scott....one of the best actors on the planet right now. His Hamlet was spell-binding!
56 Re: New Year new Norpig on Fri Jan 15 2021, 21:41
Ten Bobsworth
Andy Walker
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Pretentious? Moi?@observer wrote:
I wish I could have seen it. Probably over 75% of Americans would have no idea of who Hamlet was or who wrote it.
57 Re: New Year new Norpig on Fri Jan 15 2021, 23:26
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
You for starters you cheeky sod@gloswhite wrote:Who isn't ?
58 Re: New Year new Norpig Yesterday at 14:04
gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
I thought I'd got away with that one
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