Bears shit in woods and other news

Jamie Oliver has just signed a 5 year deal with City to provide all the catering for the Etihad stadium. And here was me thinking Oliver was only good for cooking up a panful of shite that only his mates would eat.

Two of my bears, Baldwin (L) and Douglas, do not shit in the woods, or anywhere else for that matter, but they do require a good dusting down every now and again. Baldwin, in particular, is showing the ravages of time, so today is grooming day. If you'll pardon the phrase.
I trust the rest of you treat your bears with the respect they deserve.

Nice Bills NFL ball Boncey, i want to get a replica Steelers helmet but they cost a fortune!

Norpig wrote:Nice Bills NFL ball Boncey, i want to get a replica Steelers helmet but they cost a fortune!

Yes, I fancied a helmet myself. (No filth please). They are ridiculously expensive.

Even a mini helmet is around £30.

Can't imagine sitting at my desk wearing a full size one. But that's what would happen if I bought one. I should have thought twice about the boomerang too.

boltonbonce wrote:

Norpig wrote:Nice Bills NFL ball Boncey, i want to get a replica Steelers helmet but they cost a fortune!

Yes, I fancied a helmet myself. (No filth please). They are ridiculously expensive.

Even a mini helmet is around £30.

Can't imagine sitting at my desk wearing a full size one. But that's what would happen if I bought one. I should have thought twice about the boomerang too.

It’ll only come back to haunt you

Now don't be a killjoy, Sluffy. It might come back. Probably after having done some serious damage to a passing dog walker.
I fear I might have to use it as a desk ornament, or tchotchke, to use a word a Jewish friend likes to use.
Junk, is another word frequently bandied about.