Football jokes that aren't funny

Alright this is just a rant basically because I'm sick of SHIT twitter accounts like "football funnies" - oxymoronic bollocks.

My worst are.

A) lots of pictures saying Bale looks like a monkey zzzzz

B) David Luiz looks like Sideshow BOB! zzzzzzzzzzzz

C) Howard Webb related jokes/tweets zzzzzzzzz

Stop going on twitter.

Problem solved.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Alright this is just a rant basically because I'm sick of SHIT twitter accounts like "football funnies" - oxymoronic bollocks.

My worst are.

A) lots of pictures saying Bale looks like a monkey zzzzz

B) David Luiz looks like Sideshow BOB! zzzzzzzzzzzz

C) Howard Webb related jokes/tweets zzzzzzzzz

You utter bellend. As Copper Dragon says, stop going on Twitter.

It's like going into a gay brothel and complaining a sailor was sucking on your willy.

Copper Dragon wrote:Stop going on twitter.

Problem solved.

what a ridiculously short sighted thing to say.

Why stop my enjoyment of something because of a few terrible accounts that keep getting RT'd onto my timeline, I've blocked them.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Alright this is just a rant basically because I'm sick of SHIT twitter accounts like "football funnies" - oxymoronic bollocks.

My worst are.

A) lots of pictures saying Bale looks like a monkey zzzzz

B) David Luiz looks like Sideshow BOB! zzzzzzzzzzzz

C) Howard Webb related jokes/tweets zzzzzzzzz

You utter bellend. As Copper Dragon says, stop going on Twitter.

It's like going into a gay brothel and complaining a sailor was sucking on your willy.

It's absolutely nothing like that.

It's more like saying I don't like the look of women with blonde hair, oh well stay inside your house forever in case you see one then.

Personally, I'm amused by the fact that David Luis looks like SSB and Bale looks like the female in the original POTA. OK I'm easily amused. Howard Webb jokes? Depends on the joke, but TBF the Manure jokes are getting tedious if only because there are no new ones.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

Copper Dragon wrote:Stop going on twitter.

Problem solved.

what a ridiculously short sighted thing to say.

Why stop my enjoyment of something because of a few terrible accounts that keep getting RT'd onto my timeline, I've blocked them.

You 'enjoy' twitter?

Yes, millions do.

Fantastic service.

suffice to say it was more the jokes i was talking about.