Whose back doors would you most like to smash in 3 choices.

They all sweat, piss ,and bleed and shit, a week in the jungle she'd have hairy legs armpits and stink.

I'd love to bang it though.

wanderlust wrote:As an aside, I never thought I'd ever see a thread on a football forum entitled "who would you like to f*** in the arse?"

That makes two of us, lad...

Abu Qatada has entered Jordan through the back door. ( The dirty bastard )

Reebok Trotter wrote:Abu Qatada has entered Jordan through the back door. ( The dirty bastard )

He'll be there for ages now.

Beyonce and Katy perry

Tradesman's entrance is not for me.

It's either the front door or Bust.

Angry Dad wrote:Beyonce and Katy perry

 

RT, mind you don't get a Fatwah for that image.

I would love a Fatwah. Aren't they like Fajitas, only spicier?

Cheryl Cole
Kirsty Gallagher
I'd sell my house and car to shag Lucy Verasamy

Culcheth_White wrote:Cheryl Cole
Kirsty Gallagher
I'd sell my house and car to shag Lucy Verasamy

Excellent choices Culceth. I really liked that Lucy when she did the weather on Daybreak, is she still on there? I not seen her in ages.

Kirsty Gallagher is very sexy.

Have you ever seen the diver Paola Espinosa? She is a Mexican diver, she should be diving this week in the world championships. She is so beautiful. I always hope her boobs will pop out in the underwater shots when she dives but no such luck.

Michael Bolton wrote:

Culcheth_White wrote:Cheryl Cole
Kirsty Gallagher
I'd sell my house and car to shag Lucy Verasamy

Excellent choices Culceth. I really liked that Lucy when she did the weather on Daybreak, is she still on there? I not seen her in ages.

Kirsty Gallagher is very sexy.

Have you ever seen the diver Paola Espinosa? She is a Mexican diver, she should be diving this week in the world championships. She is so beautiful. I always hope her boobs will pop out in the underwater shots when she dives but no such luck.

I'll have a gander at that Espinosa bird. I always have a thing for brunette's, but I ended up marrying a dizzy blonde hairdresser.

Firstly, it's always been front doors only for me. Coming in through the back door has never interested me in the slightest.
Secondly, I've been blissfully happily married to Mrs. Hip Priest for a good many years now. (34 to be exact, you get less for 1st degree murder.)
Thirdly, in case some of you weren't aware, Mrs. H.P. is the mum of young Mr. Doffcocker who will no doubt be reading this later tonight.

So although I have NO INTEREST WHATSOEVER in any other young ladies, if pushed to name 3 attractive ones as opposed to smashing in their back doors etc. they might be:

a) Gemma Arterton

b) Kate Bush (in her prime)

c) Catherine Zeta (in her prime).

Michael Bolton wrote:I don't know copper, I reckon she would absolutely love sex and you could take every which way but loose. She is such a classy lady, great personality, intelligent, beautiful and a gorgeous body. To think some lucky devil gets to see her naked and shag her senseless each night. Swine.

She was looking very well this morning and nearly had me making a tent.

When she started stroking one of her legs, well, that's when I had to turn the tele off.

The little minx.

Culcheth_White wrote:

Michael Bolton wrote:

Culcheth_White wrote:Cheryl Cole
Kirsty Gallagher
I'd sell my house and car to shag Lucy Verasamy

Excellent choices Culceth. I really liked that Lucy when she did the weather on Daybreak, is she still on there? I not seen her in ages.

Kirsty Gallagher is very sexy.

Have you ever seen the diver Paola Espinosa? She is a Mexican diver, she should be diving this week in the world championships. She is so beautiful. I always hope her boobs will pop out in the underwater shots when she dives but no such luck.

I'll have a gander at that Espinosa bird. I always have a thing for brunette's, but I ended up marrying a dizzy blonde hairdresser.

Here is Paola Espinosa, she is so beautiful, she will be diving tonight in Barcelona at around 10pm, it is on Eurosport. She is so hot.

Kimberley Walsh.

I didn't know that Doffcocker's full name was Doffcocker Priest!  Well thought out post/disclaimer, by the way.

Young Ms. Espinosa would be a good candidate for 5 minutes of my time - if she is not averse to the idea of allowing me access to her front door.

Julia Bradbury.

Boggersbelief wrote:Julia Bradbury.

Well you can't because she's front door only and she's mine.

Naked walks with Julia Bradbury.

I so want to bang carol vorderman.