Best Ever BWFC Strikers

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Copper Dragon wrote:George Oghani

Whenever I see or hear the name George Oghani I always think of this:

45. Beware the ironing board

Having never stolen from a supermarket, I can not be sure, but I would have thought that if you were going to pay for one item and steal another then it would be advisable to pay for the cheaper item.

That isn't exactly what happened when ex-Bolton striker Oooh George Oghani decided to buy an ironing board but steal a bag of screws at the same time. Over the years it seems to have been forgotten that it was screws he was trying to avoid paying for, it is always the ironing board that is remembered.

Poor George was caught and in an attempt to get away decided to whack the security man with the ironing board but in the end it did him no good and he had to make a court appearance.

The club supported him although gave him a final warning and he was to remain a Burnley player until he decided to try and re-arrange Chris Pearce's jaw the following year.