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182 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Sat Mar 29 2014, 10:44
Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Oy Glos, are you part of the Ultra's, if not you should join up, I hear they need some more sandbag's. 
183 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Sat Mar 29 2014, 11:16
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]Mr Magoo wrote:Oy Glos, are you part of the Ultra's, if not you should join up, I hear they need some more sandbag's.
184 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Sat Mar 29 2014, 11:26
bryan458
Tony Kelly
I worked in Wigan from leaving school in the mid 70s (as a breadman believe it or not) and they are without doubt the most obnoxious bunch of inbred hillbillies I've ever met, how any group of people not 7 mlies away can decimate the English language to such an extent is unreal, their first match in the prem against us and their hooligans turned up t Horwich leisure centre, thick BastardsBreadman wrote:What I don't get is, why do they hate us so much?
They were non-league until the mid-seventies, so it's not like there's loads of history between the clubs.
It's as if they suddenly got in the big time and thought "Shit...we haven't got one particular team that we hate like all the other "proper" clubs, so we'd better pick one. Bolton's quite near, they'll do."
I'm genuinely indifferent to Wigan Athlectic and their fans.
They're not even on my radar.
185 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Sat Mar 29 2014, 11:49
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Don't forget to put yer clocks forward tonight men. We don't want to be late for anything.
186 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Sat Mar 29 2014, 12:35
Guest
Guest
I'm posting this from my phone because I'm currently lay on top of the 12:25 from Wigan Wallgate, heading for Bolton.
It's rammed with pie-eaters, all ripe for the bashing and I'm considering what to do next.
I brought my "tools", but I dropped them when we went round a fast bend in Hindley, so I'm unarmed.
Any ideas about the best way to attack?
It's rammed with pie-eaters, all ripe for the bashing and I'm considering what to do next.
I brought my "tools", but I dropped them when we went round a fast bend in Hindley, so I'm unarmed.
Any ideas about the best way to attack?
187 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Sat Mar 29 2014, 12:38
Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Have a shit in your hand, then lob it in the windowBreadman wrote:I'm posting this from my phone because I'm currently lay on top of the 12:25 from Wigan Wallgate, heading for Bolton.
It's rammed with pie-eaters, all ripe for the bashing and I'm considering what to do next.
I brought my "tools", but I dropped them when we went round a fast bend in Hindley, so I'm unarmed.
Any ideas about the best way to attack?
188 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Sat Mar 29 2014, 12:40
Guest
Guest
Roger that.
Hang on..........(Uuuuuuurgh Aruuuumph!!)
Wow, that's a good, big one.
Here we go......
Ha! Right on his head - take that and make a pie out of it, ya bastard!
Ok, what's next?
Hang on..........(Uuuuuuurgh Aruuuumph!!)
Wow, that's a good, big one.
Here we go......
Ha! Right on his head - take that and make a pie out of it, ya bastard!
Ok, what's next?
189 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Sat Mar 29 2014, 12:45
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Don't do anything rash Bread. Affect a 'thick as shit' persona and blend in; you might glean some useful info. I'm outside Bolton Town Hall disguised as a priest. Got my tools under my cassock.Breadman wrote:I'm posting this from my phone because I'm currently lay on top of the 12:25 from Wigan Wallgate, heading for Bolton.
It's rammed with pie-eaters, all ripe for the bashing and I'm considering what to do next.
I brought my "tools", but I dropped them when we went round a fast bend in Hindley, so I'm unarmed.
Any ideas about the best way to attack?
190 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Sat Mar 29 2014, 12:48
Guest
Guest
That shouldn't be too hard, given I'm covered in dead flies and smell of poo now.
I'll slip off the train at Orlando Bridge and rendezvous with you outside BHS.
Breadman out.
I'll slip off the train at Orlando Bridge and rendezvous with you outside BHS.
Breadman out.
191 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Sat Mar 29 2014, 12:50
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Roger that. I'll probably smell you before I see you.[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]Breadman wrote:That shouldn't be too hard, given I'm covered in dead flies and smell of poo now.
I'll slip off the train at Orlando Bridge and rendezvous with you outside BHS.
Breadman out.
192 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Sat Mar 29 2014, 13:11
Sluffy
Admin
Breadman wrote:...take that and make a pie out of it, ya bastard!
Intelligence are asking if they actually did or not?
193 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Sat Mar 29 2014, 13:24
Guest
Guest
Not sure.
He just stood there looking stunned with his mates pointing at him and singing "Nobby is a shit-head, Nobby is a shit-head, la la la laaa, la la la laa!"
I suspect that even Wiganers would draw the line at making a digested Kebab meat and sweetcorn pie, but you never know.
Anyway, I'm in with their mob and they've just taken Greggs.
Not smashed it up, just stolen all the pies.
We're off to Primark to do a bit of shopping then it's off to Horwich.
I'll report in nearer the ground.
Breadman out.
He just stood there looking stunned with his mates pointing at him and singing "Nobby is a shit-head, Nobby is a shit-head, la la la laaa, la la la laa!"
I suspect that even Wiganers would draw the line at making a digested Kebab meat and sweetcorn pie, but you never know.
Anyway, I'm in with their mob and they've just taken Greggs.
Not smashed it up, just stolen all the pies.
We're off to Primark to do a bit of shopping then it's off to Horwich.
I'll report in nearer the ground.
Breadman out.
194 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Sat Mar 29 2014, 17:09
Guest
Guest
Calling all Ultras!!
Scramble ! Scramble!
It's going off in ASDA and I'm defending the Fruit & Veg section by throwing oranges like grenades.
Ones that don't explode.
And smell orangey.....
Anyway, get your arses up here, pronto!
Scramble ! Scramble!
It's going off in ASDA and I'm defending the Fruit & Veg section by throwing oranges like grenades.
Ones that don't explode.
And smell orangey.....
Anyway, get your arses up here, pronto!
195 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Sat Mar 29 2014, 17:19
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Stuck in the car park Bread,but I've got my ipad on the go. Got some good pictures of their top men,could be useful. No sign of the boss.Rumour going about he's been sold down the river by Magoo. Save me a bag of grapes if poss.
196 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Sat Mar 29 2014, 17:28
Guest
Guest
Roger that, Boncey.
E-Mail me the pics to [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] and I'll see if I can spot any of 'em.
I'm in the Entertainment section now throwing CD's like Chinese throwing stars and I've just taken a big bastard out with Kenny Roger's Greatest Hits.
He won't be taking his love to town anytime soon!!
I need help though, 'cos there's loads of 'em and I'm getting over-run.
Where's the rest of the crew?
E-Mail me the pics to [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] and I'll see if I can spot any of 'em.
I'm in the Entertainment section now throwing CD's like Chinese throwing stars and I've just taken a big bastard out with Kenny Roger's Greatest Hits.
He won't be taking his love to town anytime soon!!
I need help though, 'cos there's loads of 'em and I'm getting over-run.
Where's the rest of the crew?
197 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Sat Mar 29 2014, 17:35
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
No show. Looks like you're on your own in there. Get round to the ladies clothing section and get togged up. A bit of lippy at the makeup section and you're away and free. Don't go near Bargain Booze,KP hangs about there looking to get lucky,and he's not too fussy.
198 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Sat Mar 29 2014, 17:49
Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Breadman wrote:I'm in the Entertainment section now throwing CD's like Chinese throwing stars and I've just taken a big bastard out with Kenny Roger's Greatest Hits.
199 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Sat Mar 29 2014, 17:55
Copper Dragon
Ivan Campo
Breadman wrote:Roger that, Boncey.
I'm in the Entertainment section now throwing CD's like Chinese throwing stars and I've just taken a big bastard out with Kenny Roger's Greatest Hits.
He won't be taking his love to town anytime soon!!
I need help though, 'cos there's loads of 'em and I'm getting over-run.
Where's the rest of the crew?
Find the Cliff Richard section!
You'll have enough ammunition to last a few weeks.
200 Re: Bolton Nut Ultras. Sat Mar 29 2014, 17:59
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
I'm here, sorry i'm late, the queue was huge at McDonalds, then it kicked off in there, I waited for my Big-Mac meal, then shoved it in this Pie eaters face, only to find out it was some bloke who didn't like football.
Well what the fuck is he doing out at the Reebok then, i'll be in the cereal isle soon, lads.
Well what the fuck is he doing out at the Reebok then, i'll be in the cereal isle soon, lads.
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