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I'm in love with a Prostitute

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151I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue Apr 24 2012, 11:31

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Oy Quent don't forget to get some money out for the spunk bucket.

152I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue Apr 24 2012, 11:41

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka

Mr Magoo wrote:Oy Quent don't forget to get some money out for the spunk bucket.

You are a nasty piece of work Mr Magoo, maybe one day you'll fall for someone out of your league and know how it feels.

153I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue Apr 24 2012, 12:27

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

No one is out of my league, you ugly prossi shagger.

154I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue Apr 24 2012, 13:28

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Mr Magoo wrote:No one is out of my league.

I reckon Anne Wiggycomb is out of your league. After her success on Strictly Come Dancing she wouldn't give you the steam off her piss.

155I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue Apr 24 2012, 13:53

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

I bet she would, I think she does rolly polly grams at the weekend's.

156I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue Apr 24 2012, 13:55

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Mr Magoo wrote:I bet she would, I think she does rolly polly grams at the weekend's.

A faint heart never fcuked a pig so if you are up for it with her I suggest you take a large brown paper bag with you.

157I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue Apr 24 2012, 13:57

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Stop spoiling Quents sad spunk bucket thread.

158I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue Apr 24 2012, 13:58

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka

SHE JUST CALLED, SHE JUST CALLED!!!

I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you

She wants to talk. This is it chaps, I'm in like Flynn.

159I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue Apr 24 2012, 13:59

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

What's the betting she has run out of cash ?

160I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue Apr 24 2012, 13:59

aaron_bwfc

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Get in there my son! Very Happy

161I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue Apr 24 2012, 13:59

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Only because she want's some more money off you, Free blowjob my Arse.
Or maybe she as caught some serious fanny disease, and needs to tell you so you can get to the Doctors quick.



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162I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue Apr 24 2012, 14:01

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Quent, I think you need to be direct with this woman instead of pussyfooting around. You need to find out once and for all whether she's interested in going out with you, or just wants your money. I wish you luck.

163I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue Apr 24 2012, 15:43

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka

I took your advice Owen and sent her a text asking if we had a future together. I await her reply.

164I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue Apr 24 2012, 15:43

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka

Mr Magoo wrote:
Or maybe she as caught some serious fanny disease, and needs to tell you so you can get to the Doctors quick.

I've never paid the extra £7.50 for bareback so I haven't caught anything.

165I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue Apr 24 2012, 17:00

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Quent wrote:
Mr Magoo wrote:
Or maybe she as caught some serious fanny disease, and needs to tell you so you can get to the Doctors quick.

I've never paid the extra £7.50 for bareback so I haven't caught anything.

lol!

166I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue Apr 24 2012, 17:49

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson

Maybe she's negotiated a discount for a frequent flyer. (would this be a 'mate rate')

167I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue Apr 24 2012, 18:36

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

She only charges £7.50 for bareback ? She sounds like a right rum turkey. I reckon her ' promised land ' is more likely a ' well worn path'.

168I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Wed Apr 25 2012, 11:28

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

I wonder what her reply was to him, he as also been very quiet on the subject, maybe she is holding him hostage.

169I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Wed Apr 25 2012, 11:35

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

He could be ' taters deep ' for all we know!

170I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 9 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Wed Apr 25 2012, 13:18

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka

This was her reply:

Hi Quent, i really want to think that we have a future together, it's every hookers dream to be whisked away from it all to Prestwich. it may be a problem for my boss (pimp) as i'm on a 3 year contract. if you would consider paying up my contract we could get away from this life. it'll cost around £10k, do you have that sort of cash?

I am so happy, it's clear she wants me and not a mention of sex or money, she just wants me. Should I go for it?

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