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I'm in love with a Prostitute

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211I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Fri Apr 27 2012, 14:37

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I don't understand why a girl, presumably, looking to escape a life of street work, trying to establish a "proper" relationship, would take her man into her "back yard" to give him a reach around.

why not, dare i suggest, the bedroom?

212I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Fri Apr 27 2012, 14:39

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Hipster_Nebula wrote:I don't understand why a girl, presumably, looking to escape a life of street work, trying to establish a "proper" relationship, would take her man into her "back yard" to give him a reach around.

why not, dare i suggest, the bedroom?

Try and keep up Hipster, he said the kid was at home.

213I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Fri Apr 27 2012, 14:40

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Oh I'm sorry. Makes sense to wack someone off in the backyard in that case.

I'm sort of skim reading it tbh.

214I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Fri Apr 27 2012, 14:43

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Oh I'm sorry. Makes sense to wack someone off in the backyard in that case.

I'm sort of skim reading it tbh.

If someone just gave you £10,000 wouldn't you "wack them off"?

215I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Fri Apr 27 2012, 14:44

aaron_bwfc

aaron_bwfc
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Quent wrote:
aaron_bwfc wrote:

It's official, this is the funniest thread ever. lol!

This is not meant to be funny, this is my life. It's not something I can talk about with the few friends I have so it's helped to write about it on here. You might find it funny but I guarantee you that the hand-job she gave me this morning in her backyard overlooking Denton town centre was one of the most romantic experiences of my life.

Sorry Quent didn't mean to mock it's just the way you worded things.

Can't call your life boring that's for sure. Very Happy

216I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Fri Apr 27 2012, 14:46

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka

aaron_bwfc wrote:

Sorry Quent didn't mean to mock it's just the way you worded things.

Can't call your life boring that's for sure. Very Happy

No problem, I can see how it looks to everyone else. Why is this freak telling the world about his sordid little secret! But it helps me so I don't care, and some posters have been supportive.

217I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Fri Apr 27 2012, 14:49

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Whats with the James Woods picture? Fan of his "work"?

218I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Fri Apr 27 2012, 15:14

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Things are looking up Quent!I can tell that it's all going to work out well for you and Marie. And her son. And her pimp. She clearly loves you for who you are and that's all that matters in this cynical world.
If it will finally help you and Marie break free you should definitely re-mortgage the house - money doesn't matter if true love is at stake.

219I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Fri Apr 27 2012, 15:17

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

(You are a mean bastard Mr Magoo, you've never met her so how can you judge)
Well thank you for the complement, I don't have to meet the old spunk bucket to form my opinion.

220I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Fri Apr 27 2012, 15:17

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka

wanderlust wrote:Things are looking up Quent!I can tell that it's all going to work out well for you and Marie. And her son. And her pimp. She clearly loves you for who you are and that's all that matters in this cynical world.
If it will finally help you and Marie break free you should definitely re-mortgage the house - money doesn't matter if true love is at stake.

Thanks wanderlust, I really appreciate those encouraging words. You're right, can you really put a price on true love. If you'd told me 6 weeks ago that all it would cost to find true love was £10k I'd have said you were mad.

221I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Fri Apr 27 2012, 15:24

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

When you end up moving in together, could could have a moving in party, and let all your mates give her one for £20 a go, that way you can some of your money back, also you don't seem to mind going out with someone who will fuck anyone for cash, so no harm done Quent the new Pimp.
That will be a banging party to go to.

222I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Fri Apr 27 2012, 15:30

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson

Don't fancy being near the end of the queue.

223I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Fri Apr 27 2012, 15:32

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

You will be fine he has got no mate's, Marie will be all nice for you.

224I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Fri Apr 27 2012, 15:34

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson

You're a bad man Magoo Very Happy

225I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Fri Apr 27 2012, 16:00

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka

Mr Magoo wrote:When you end up moving in together, could could have a moving in party, and let all your mates give her one for £20 a go, that way you can some of your money back, also you don't seem to mind going out with someone who will fuck anyone for cash, so no harm done Quent the new Pimp.
That will be a banging party to go to.

You are a horrible little man, I can only imagine you are jealous Mr Magoo. I bet Mrs Magoo doesn't have a body like Marie has.

226I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Fri Apr 27 2012, 16:01

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Magoo & Gloswhite should be banned for cyber-bullying. What's the world coming to when a man can't come on a public forum and declare his love for a hooker?

227I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Fri Apr 27 2012, 16:19

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i think it's sweet, best of luck for the future quent.

228I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Fri Apr 27 2012, 16:35

xmiles

xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha

There is a lot of hypocrisy talked about the sex trade. Is it really more degrading to offer sexual services than to clean toilets or be an undertaker? Many women and men find that this is a practical way for them to make money. Are they all victims? I think not. Some posters are being far too judgemental about Marie. If Quent is OK with her choice of work who are we to judge?

229I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Fri Apr 27 2012, 16:42

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

xmiles wrote:There is a lot of hypocrisy talked about the sex trade. Is it really more degrading to offer sexual services than to clean toilets or be an undertaker? Many women and men find that this is a practical way for them to make money. Are they all victims? I think not. Some posters are being far too judgemental about Marie. If Quent is OK with her choice of work who are we to judge?

At this point I should make it clear xsmiles visits a hooker every Friday night at 9pm.

230I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Fri Apr 27 2012, 16:48

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Quent wrote:
Mr Magoo wrote:When you end up moving in together, could could have a moving in party, and let all your mates give her one for £20 a go, that way you can some of your money back, also you don't seem to mind going out with someone who will fuck anyone for cash, so no harm done Quent the new Pimp.
That will be a banging party to go to.

You are a horrible little man, I can only imagine you are jealous Mr Magoo. I bet Mrs Magoo doesn't have a body like Marie has.


You are correct Quent, I bet your lady friend's bits look like Jonh Waynes saddle bag's.
Park your bike, probably park a JCB in between them.



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