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331I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 18:20

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
The audience are really pleased that things have worked out for you and Marie.


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332I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 18:35

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Quent wrote:Went round to Marie's last night, she wasn't there. Waited around for hours until after midnight when Marie arrived back in a taxi with her pimp. They both seemed really happy, probably because she was free and he had £10k. They had a bit of goodbye kiss on her garden path, and then went inside.

I knocked on the door and Marie seemed surprised to see me, but she was happy to see me. She thanked me again for the £10k and gave me a free blow job in the dining room while her pimp watched Britain's Got Talent, which he'd recorded earlier. Why is he recording things on Marie's machine?

Anyway, I told her to get her stuff but she said she couldn't because British Gas were due to read her meter in the morning. So I've arranged to pick Marie and her son up at 9am tomorrow to start our new life. I am so excited. I really can't believe I've been so lucky!

Laughing

after reading that i've realised who Quent is!!!

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333I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 19:10

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I'd love to be a fly on the wall at 9am in the morning when he turns up at Maries place to be greeted by the Bailiffs.

334I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 19:19

Lyric Todkill

Lyric Todkill
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
@Quent wrote:Went round to Marie's last night, she wasn't there. Waited around for hours until after midnight when Marie arrived back in a taxi with her pimp. They both seemed really happy, probably because she was free and he had £10k. They had a bit of goodbye kiss on her garden path, and then went inside.

I knocked on the door and Marie seemed surprised to see me, but she was happy to see me. She thanked me again for the £10k and gave me a free blow job in the dining room while her pimp watched Britain's Got Talent, which he'd recorded earlier. Why is he recording things on Marie's machine?

Anyway, I told her to get her stuff but she said she couldn't because British Gas were due to read her meter in the morning. So I've arranged to pick Marie and her son up at 9am tomorrow to start our new life. I am so excited. I really can't believe I've been so lucky!

Relieved for you, Q

"free" blow job?

335I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 19:25

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Who in their right mind would contemplate an opportunity for a vinegar stroke while some fcuking stedhead is in the lounge watching BGT ? There is no way I could rise to the occasion under such circumstances, free or not!

336I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 19:38

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
I think he is full off shit RT, he is running out of story lines now, so we are going to get some right drivel.
I think we should ban him, for being a spunk bucket shagger,

337I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 19:41

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I'd love to see a picture of Marie! Just to satisfy my curiosity. I do hope she is pretty because her images on that escort website were all blurred.

338I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 19:54

aaron_bwfc

aaron_bwfc
Moderator
Moderator
@Reebok Trotter wrote:The audience are really pleased that things have worked out for you and Marie.


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Haha! lol!

339I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 19:55

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Reebok Trotter wrote:I'd love to see a picture of Marie! Just to satisfy my curiosity. I do hope she is pretty because her images on that escort website were all blurred.

Marie is pretty but there's something masculine about her.

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340I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 19:58

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
She favvers Mona Lisa.

341I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 20:18

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Reebok Trotter wrote:She favvers Mona Lisa.


Fussy Bastard. Laughing

342I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 20:32

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
If I didn't know any better I would say it was a bloke in drag. After my experience in Thailand I am wary as to when I drop my jockey shorts.

343I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 20:55

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
I think its the bloke out of Stargate, the Goahoold or something.

344I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 20:57

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
Laugh all you like dickheads, tomorrow I will be sharing a bed with the sexiest woman in Denton.

345I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 20:58

Lyric Todkill

Lyric Todkill
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
@Quent wrote:Laugh all you like dickheads, tomorrow I will be sharing a bed with the sexiest woman in Denton.


another giggle

thanks, q

346I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 20:59

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Quent wrote:Laugh all you like dickheads, tomorrow I will be sharing a bed with the sexiest woman in Denton.

Very Happy

And i'll be sharing mine with Megan Fox.

347I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 21:01

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Magoo, would you ? I can quite see why Quent has got the bug. A thoroughly wholesome young lass if I may so so. Donald and Jacqueline Stewart would be proud.

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348I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 21:04

Guest


Guest
Quent you are a fucking joke. You'll arive at this slags council house in the morning and she'll either not be there or tap you up for some more cash in exchange for another "free" blowjob. Ten fucking k!!!! You could have had all the slags in Denton for that and still had £9k change. Wanker.

349I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 21:04

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Quent, thanks for the photo. I feel awful at sharing it but I just felt that the regs on here should have the benefit of the doubt. If I have offended you in any way then I am happy for the mods to remove the image.

P.S. If I was twenty years younger I may have been tempted.

350I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 21:05

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
If she put a bag on her head, maybe.

351I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 21:07

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
At least i can prove I sleep with Megan fox.

Bet Quent can't post a picture of his bird with her slender arm round his neck.

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352I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 21:07

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Bolton Hater wrote:Quent you are a fucking joke. You'll arive at this slags council house in the morning and she'll either not be there or tap you up for some more cash in exchange for another "free" blowjob. Ten fucking k!!!! You could have had all the slags in Denton for that and still had £9k change. Wanker.

You fat twat. I bet you run like a girl as soon as McDonald's opens. You are conspicuous by your absence whenever we get a result so fcuk off back to your bedsit and stick to the Red Shoe Diaries on Freeview you soft cnut.

353I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 21:08

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Quent wrote:Laugh all you like dickheads, tomorrow I will be sharing a bed with the sexiest woman in Denton.

She is still a spunk bucket, every time she pops to the shop, you will wonder what she is up to, probably giving one of the site members a free be.

354I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 21:09

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
In fairness Magoo, I would happily take a freebe.

355I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 21:12

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Reebok Trotter wrote:In fairness Magoo, I would happily take a freebe.


Oy Quent thats 1 taker all ready, you could be a pimp. Very Happy

356I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 21:12

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Quent, seriously, she is a very pretty girl. Lovely teeth and nicely tanned. I can see the attraction, I really can. Her wardrobe looks a bit threadbare,mind. Is she planning to move out in the not to distant future?

357I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 21:14

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Its a pig faced mute, with a decent body.

358I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 21:20

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@Mr Magoo wrote:

She is still a spunk bucket, every time she pops to the shop, you will wonder what she is up to, probably giving one of the site members a free be.

She has changed, she is putting all that behind her. Tomorrow the rest of her life starts, no longer will she have to barter with punters for the bareback rate.

359I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 21:21

Guest


Guest
@Hipster_Nebula wrote:At least i can prove I sleep with Megan fox.

Bet Quent can't post a picture of his bird with her slender arm round his neck.

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lol!

360I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 12 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute on Sun Apr 29 2012, 21:21

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Pig faced mute? WTF is one of those ? You folk from Devon and Cornwall are on another planet. I imagine Quent's moll driving an open top Suzuki Vitari with the sun in her hair. FWIW I think she is pretty but her threadbare wardbrobe makes me iclined to believe that she may be planning to do a bunk.

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