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I'm in love with a Prostitute

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391I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 21 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Mon Apr 30 2012, 21:20

Keegan

Keegan
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Hipster_Nebula wrote:That doesn't look like a Ford Focus either silent

Quent wrote:
Mr Magoo wrote:Quent take a picture of her in your car boot.

Managed to ditch the Focus and rob some old bag's car from a Comet car park.

Do try and keep up.

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392I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 21 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Mon Apr 30 2012, 21:58

Hipster_Nebula

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Nat Lofthouse
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Keegan wrote:
Hipster_Nebula wrote:That doesn't look like a Ford Focus either silent

Quent wrote:
Mr Magoo wrote:Quent take a picture of her in your car boot.

Managed to ditch the Focus and rob some old bag's car from a Comet car park.

Do try and keep up.

Oh sorry, like i say i've been skimming it. Embarassed

393I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 21 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Mon Apr 30 2012, 22:16

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Iv'e just got in and the photo has gone!

394I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 21 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Mon Apr 30 2012, 23:06

Keegan

Keegan
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Damn you, Percy! Taking the photo won't get Marie back!

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395I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 21 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue May 01 2012, 01:08

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
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396I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 21 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue May 01 2012, 11:57

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

I wonder if they have caught up with him, he could be tied up as we speak, being tortured.
Very Happy

397I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 21 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue May 01 2012, 11:58

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka

A rough night. Have you ever tried getting to sleep while a hooker screams obscenities at you through a wardrobe door? I don't advise it. Back on the move in a few minutes, heading for Dover to start our new life in gay Paris.

398I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 21 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue May 01 2012, 13:25

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Bloody hell! You clearly plan ahead if you had the forethought to take Marie's passport with you. Watch out for the snail scoffers at passport control, they are notorious for not allowing undesirables into France. You might be better sedating Marie first and blag your way through by saying she is narcoleptic.

399I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 21 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue May 01 2012, 13:42

aaron_bwfc

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Christ you should send this story to the makers of american dad/family guy, Stan can play you and roger can be the hooker.

p.s good luck in paris old bean, I would love to hear your answer when they ask ''reason for visiting paris?'' Very Happy

400I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 21 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue May 01 2012, 13:45

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Did you leave the kid with the pimp.

401I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 21 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue May 01 2012, 16:02

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka

French wankers! No problems at Dover, you can't take drugs across the water but the British have no problem with hookers in the boot. Unfortunately when we hit Calais Marie started screaming again and some French ponce insisted I open the boot.

The stench was unimaginable. A mixture of piss, shit and Chicken McNuggets. I still love her though. Anyway, I explained to Mr French Ponce why Marie was in the boot and that Percy the Pimp was after me. He said he understood but couldn't allow me into France.

So here we are again, sat in McDonalds car park in Dover. Where do I go from here? Will Marie still love me when this is all over? Will Percy kill me? Will Homebase ever take the ironing-board back?

402I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 21 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue May 01 2012, 17:07

wanderlust

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

The path of true love is seldom easy, but stick at it - you'll find a way.

403I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 21 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue May 01 2012, 17:24

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Quent, might I suggest your logical destination be Gretna?

404I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 21 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue May 01 2012, 18:51

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Quent wrote:French wankers! No problems at Dover, you can't take drugs across the water but the British have no problem with hookers in the boot. Unfortunately when we hit Calais Marie started screaming again and some French ponce insisted I open the boot.

The stench was unimaginable. A mixture of piss, shit and Chicken McNuggets. I still love her though. Anyway, I explained to Mr French Ponce why Marie was in the boot and that Percy the Pimp was after me. He said he understood but couldn't allow me into France.

So here we are again, sat in McDonalds car park in Dover. Where do I go from here? Will Marie still love me when this is all over? Will Percy kill me? Will Homebase ever take the ironing-board back?



Are you having a Mcfluri.

405I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 21 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Tue May 01 2012, 19:40

Lyric Todkill

Lyric Todkill
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly

Quent wrote:French wankers! No problems at Dover, you can't take drugs across the water but the British have no problem with hookers in the boot. Unfortunately when we hit Calais Marie started screaming again and some French ponce insisted I open the boot.

The stench was unimaginable. A mixture of piss, shit and Chicken McNuggets. I still love her though. Anyway, I explained to Mr French Ponce why Marie was in the boot and that Percy the Pimp was after me. He said he understood but couldn't allow me into France.

So here we are again, sat in McDonalds car park in Dover. Where do I go from here?

Come back up north

Will Marie still love me when this is all over?

No

Will Percy kill me?

I hope so

Will Homebase ever take the ironing-board back?


Depends if it is bloodied and if you have the receipt


406I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 21 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Wed May 02 2012, 10:40

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

I wonder if he is still alive,

407I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 21 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Wed May 02 2012, 12:51

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Mr Magoo wrote:I wonder if he is still alive,

I can't imagine he'll evade the police for much longer and will definitely be due a stint in jail for kidnapping.

shame because he was an excellent poster.

408I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 21 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Wed May 02 2012, 14:41

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

This isnt funny anymore.

409I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 21 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Wed May 02 2012, 15:15

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Better not read it then.

410I'm in love with a Prostitute - Page 21 Empty Re: I'm in love with a Prostitute Wed May 02 2012, 15:58

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka

Angry Dad wrote:This isnt funny anymore.

It was never funny!

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