community service

I got ordered to do two hundred hours community service

So i have to coach this footy team that have pretty much been left to their own devices for quite a while. They had no equipment, kit, one ball, thats it.

Anyway, luckily i have a friend of the family, hes quite old, hans, and he runs a local indie sports shop and in exchange for him sponsoring us he gave us all the kit and equipment they need. (Should have seen the state of the shop after )

Anyway, they've done that well they have got the seedley hawks in the final next week

Come on weaste ducks

What have you been convicted of you naughty boy?

karlypants wrote:What have you been convicted of you naughty boy?

That would be telling. (I can't remember) i can remember that I'm a lawyer though.  Do you like bombay mix kp.

We buried my Gran in Weaste cemetery many years ago.
She was furious.
Got a right hiding that day.

Come on people, this is going to be a long and tedious game if no one clicks on. Help them out 58.

Is it speeding/GBH Or drugs related?

He tried to edit The Police Gazette.

karlypants wrote:Is it speeding/GBH Or drugs related?

The game is not guessing what my offence was.

Anyway the captain of the team is a lad called charlie and i think I'm falling for his mum.

My Grandad was brilliant at tiddly winks and he was a POW in a camp in Germany during the war and the Germans decided to put on a tiddly winks game to show everybody how brilliant their Nazi Tiddly Vinks Manschaft were, so he assembled a team of the best players he could find in the camp and they took on the Germans.

There was one American guy with big muscles and a daft accent in the team and he was shit but he had to be in the team because they were actually planning to escape at half time in the match and somebody very important wanted him to get out.

They were getting battered at half time because the Germans kept cheating and dropping the winks into the cup instead of tiddling them and the ref was bent but my Grandad was certain that they could still win so he convinced the others not to escape and they played the second half and ended up winning the game.

And then they all escaped after the game and the Germans looked proper daft and that.

True story.

Breadman wrote:My Grandad was brilliant at tiddly winks and he was a POW in a camp in Germany during the war and the Germans decided to put on a tiddly winks game to show everybody how brilliant their Nazi Tiddly Vinks Manschaft were, so he assembled a team of the best players he could find in the camp and they took on the Germans.

There was one American guy with big muscles and a daft accent in the team and he was shit but he had to be in the team because they were actually planning to escape at half time in the match and somebody very important wanted him to get out.

They were getting battered at half time because the Germans kept cheating and dropping the winks into the cup instead of tiddling them and the ref was bent but my Grandad was certain that they could still win so he convinced the others not to escape and they played the second half and ended up winning the game.

And then they all escaped after the game and the Germans looked proper daft and that.

True story.

The great escape

Correct.

And yours was The Mighty Ducks, by the way.

Come on, somebody else's turn now.

Breadman wrote:Correct.

And yours was The Mighty Ducks, by the way.

Come on, somebody else's turn now.

Thank god you got it bredders

y2johnny wrote:

Breadman wrote:My Grandad was brilliant at tiddly winks and he was a POW in a camp in Germany during the war and the Germans decided to put on a tiddly winks game to show everybody how brilliant their Nazi Tiddly Vinks Manschaft were, so he assembled a team of the best players he could find in the camp and they took on the Germans.

There was one American guy with big muscles and a daft accent in the team and he was shit but he had to be in the team because they were actually planning to escape at half time in the match and somebody very important wanted him to get out.

They were getting battered at half time because the Germans kept cheating and dropping the winks into the cup instead of tiddling them and the ref was bent but my Grandad was certain that they could still win so he convinced the others not to escape and they played the second half and ended up winning the game.

And then they all escaped after the game and the Germans looked proper daft and that.

True story.

The great escape

What's that about then?

...and I'm nursing the hangover from hell today.

Actually, I've just read Johnny's answer properly and he's wrong.

I just assumed it was so easy nobody would get it wrong.

it wasn't the great escape it was escape to victory wasn't it?

Norpig wrote:it wasn't the great escape it was escape to victory wasn't it?

Correct!

Norpig wrote:it wasn't the great escape it was escape to victory wasn't it?

Ah bugger. To be honest it was pure guesswork as ive seen neither

You've never seen either of those films.....?

Hang your head in shame......

They're both classics.

Mind you, I've never seen E.T. or Ghost.

Breadman wrote:You've never seen either of those films.....?

Hang your head in shame......

They're both classics.

Mind you, I've never seen E.T. or Ghost.

I will get them watched now

Im always the first to say "how can you have not seen that"

So i will practice what i preach