The six commandments... what are yours?

If you were running for PM what six commandments would you have written on your massive stone?

I think Ed's are rubbish...

Remember, people are simpletons in general (excluding those on here).

Vote winning commandments...

1. We will beat cancer if elected.
2. All bankers will be put in prison.
3. Tougher prisons for all prisoners.
4. No more pedos under our rule.
5. Every worker will be 10% better off under us.

I don't need a sixth.

Different topic, shut up.

karlypants wrote:http://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk/t10846-if-you-were-elected-to-be-pm-what-would-you-change ?

Biggie wrote:Different topic, shut up.

karlypants wrote:http://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk/t10846-if-you-were-elected-to-be-pm-what-would-you-change ?

1: Tuesdays off!

2: Cats are shit and should all be shipped to France, where they can all spend their days being smug and looking like they think they're cleverer than us humans over there for a change.

3: No more Broccoli. Ever......

4: Simon Cowell will be executed next Tuesday (Roll up, roll up - it's a free day now) after having been made to stroke a (shit) cat for a bit.

4 and a half: Paddy McGuiness will be forced to clean everybody's car for free. And smile about it and say: "Thank you for giving me this opportunity - I don't deserve it. You're too kind because I am a talentless twat." 

And if he stops smiling, even for a minute, we can all go round his gaff and kick the shit out of him.

Where am I up to...?

Oh yeah, Number Five......

5: Thatcher's Really Dead Day.

July the ninth (so it's guaranteed to be sunny), we all go out and have a massive party on the back of the fact that the evil old bitch is actually dead.

Vote for me.


You know it makes sense.

karlypants wrote:

Biggie wrote:Different topic, shut up.

karlypants wrote:http://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk/t10846-if-you-were-elected-to-be-pm-what-would-you-change ?

Come on kp. What's yours?

1, Thou shall have thy hands cut off if you are a serial burglar/stealer.
2, If thou covet thy neighbours Ox, then you have to shag it.
3, If you don't know your mother and father then honour someone elses.
4, Thou shalt not commit adultery unless your husband/wife is a complete bellend.
5, If you have to commit murder, make sure it's someone who is a nasty piece of work.

This is hard!

1. To increase Inheritance tax
2. Review and overhaul the benefits system to make it more fair, also harsh penalties for those who are cheats
3. Pull out of the European Union and stick with trade agreements
4. Reduce International Aid considerably
5. Give the English the vote if they want Scotland to be on their own
6. Remove the TV license and also force TV advertisements away from paid TV

Am I taking this too seriously?

Copper Dragon wrote:1, Thou shall have thy hands cut off if you are a serial burglar/stealer.
2, If thou covet thy neighbours Ox, then you have to shag it.
3, If you don't know your mother and father then honour someone elses.
4, Thou shalt not commit adultery unless your husband/wife is a complete bellend.
5, If you have to commit murder, make sure it's someone who is a nasty piece of work.

Simply posting the UKIP election manifesto is just lazy.

Put some effort in please......

karlypants wrote:This is hard!

1. To increase Inheritance tax
2. Review and overhaul the benefits system to make it more fair, also harsh penalties for those who are cheats
3. Pull out of the European Union and stick with trade agreements
4. Reduce International Aid considerably
5. Give the English the vote if they want Scotland to be on their own
6. Remove the TV license and also force TV advertisements away from paid TV

Simply posting the UKIP Election Manifesto is just lazy.

Put some effort in please.

1 - Bolton fans from former colonies in the Caribbean are allowed free travel on weekends to see Bolton games.

2 - NHF funds no longer support obesity-related issues.

3 - Unemployed but able-bodied persons who are supported by the state have to do 40hrs community service.

4 - Louise Hazel entertains any Bolton fans from Jamaica called Keegan for the duration of his stay.

That's all I have. 

Breadman wrote:

karlypants wrote:This is hard!

1. To increase Inheritance tax
2. Review and overhaul the benefits system to make it more fair, also harsh penalties for those who are cheats
3. Pull out of the European Union and stick with trade agreements
4. Reduce International Aid considerably
5. Give the English the vote if they want Scotland to be on their own
6. Remove the TV license and also force TV advertisements away from paid TV

Simply posting the UKIP Election Manifesto is just lazy.

Put some effort in please.

Posting the same thing twice is too energetic. You need to relax more

1. Water fountains in work places to be replaced by chocolate milk fountains
2. Compulsary driving tests every 10 years
3. Ban all sandles and flip flops, anything that shows feet
4. No more reality tv shows including talentless xfactor style shows
5. 3 day working weeks upto 12 hour days.
6. Leggings not to be worn by fat birds