Fantasy Dinner (or if you're working class like me, Tea) guests.

Didn't Caroline Aherne have a major breakdown or something in the late 90's?

We could do with getting a funding thing going to send Gary Megson on holiday to Syria!

doffcocker wrote:

Natasha Whittam - See Gay Megson, plus a friendly chat over an Asda pizza.

Didn't know we could pick fictional characters. Might be best using caitlyn jenner as your wildcard for when nat doesn't turn up. Same thing

Don't all jump on this now and start calling me weird / gay but Mrs B showed me a picture of Jenner in one of her comics the other day and (s)he's looking good.

I didn't recognize "her" at first and thought it was a "proper" woman.

I almost got a twitch.....

Breadman wrote:Don't all jump on this now and start calling me weird / gay but Mrs B showed me a picture of Jenner in one of her comics the other day and (s)he's looking good.

I didn't recognize "her" at first and thought it was a "proper" woman.

I managed to knock one out no problem.....

You should know better by now Bread.
He can't help himself.

Big 5000 coming up for johnny. Hope it's a good one.

boltonbonce wrote:You should know better by now Bread.
He can't help himself.

Get him back in that shed pronto.

He racks dissiprin!

I have decided on my first guest and it has to be Robin Williams. A funny guy who clearly had demons but put on a brave face.

Four to go....

Joey Essex, because he's fun, he's a right character , i could have a right laugh with him and he knows some well fit birds.

King Richard the lionheart, I'd want to know why he retreated when he was at the walls of jurusalam when Saladin was at his weakest, and he could've won with the Christian army ,
After all, he came all that way, battered acre , miles and miles of killing , fighting and commitment , then got all that way to the big gates of jurusalam but he went back to protect London and the love of Christ and religion seems to grow into fear all of a sudden?

Leonardo Da Vinci, what was your secret codes in your paintings -- I could change religion .

 Phil Gartside, to know some of the things about Bolton that are kept hush hush.

Natasha , does she really give a great blow job, I'd have to try that out .

I'm still enjoying Vol au vents with Robin.

karlypants wrote:Didn't Caroline Aherne have a major breakdown or something in the late 90's?

Yes. Interesting how the artistic, creative types seem more vulnerable to mental illness.

Amber Lynn, Ginger Lynn, Porsche Lynn, MLK, Malcolm X. Us guys will discus the escalating race issues in America then turn our attention to the ladies who are all porn stars of my youth who should all have a story or two to tell, as well.

Ok, I've had the weekend to think it over and as well as Robin Williams I'll have Bob Monkhouse ( wonderful raconteur ), Muhammed Ali, Steve Biko and John Wayne.

Brucie not a popular dinner guest I see.

boltonbonce wrote:Brucie not a popular dinner guest I see.

I would have Brucie round, but unfortunately for him, I have young children and with the BBC's track record i'm not prepared to take the risk i'm afraid.

people are too scared to invite him incase it is THEIR dinner party he croaks it at.  it'd be like russian roulette


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Bwfc1958 wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Brucie not a popular dinner guest I see.

I would have Brucie round, but unfortunately for him, I have young children and with the BBC's track record i'm not prepared to take the risk i'm afraid.

You may have a point. I'm still in shock about Rolf.

y2johnny wrote:people are too scared to invite him incase it is THEIR dinner party he croaks it at.  it'd be like russian roulette


plus what 58 said

No spends for you this week.

boltonbonce wrote:

y2johnny wrote:people are too scared to invite him incase it is THEIR dinner party he croaks it at.  it'd be like russian roulette


plus what 58 said

No spends for you this week.

Okay. Ill just take the post youve been saving for me for the last 32 years

OK.