The Racing and Football Betting Thread.

boltonbonce wrote:

  Bugger me! I'm going to have to sleep in the spare room toniight! I just know I'm not going to be able to nod off because I'll be too occupied trying to supress chortles and guffaws!

Bread2.0 wrote:Mark Leach asked me to post this:

 I'm no vet but it looks like you made a right faux pas with that hoof. 

Bread2.0 wrote:Yes.

On the other foot.

It's definitely a handicap!

Doesn't sound good.

I've still got those two left slippers if you need them.

She wouldn't get a job on Saville Row, would she?

Bread2.0 wrote:She wouldn't get a job on Saville Row, would she?

Indeed.

Bread2.0 wrote:Mark Leach asked me to post this:

I would love to give that a squeeze but you went to the Hospital for 4 stitches?

Wouldn't a plaster have sufficed?

That went over his gob when he wouldn't stop bawling.

Typical nuts. Our sympathy knows no bounds. 

Tuesday selection  Sayesse 5.10 Newbury

Right chaps..after yesterdays misunderstanding and ill feeling I have decided that the best way to improve things and add a bit of fun is to give all the tipsters a unique tipster moniker based on past and present famous tipsters over the years. The tipster names are Pegasus, Gimlet, Wizard, Merlin, Leatherman and Oracle. There are only five posters who take part in the competition so I added an extra name so the last person to be drawn out has two tipster names to choose from. I did a purely random draw  and the names came out as follows:

BWFC 58: Oracle

Banks of the Croal: Pegasus

Reebok Trotter: Merlin

Bonce: Wizard

Mark Leach: Leatherman or Gimlet.

Mark can pick whichever tipster name he prefers and on this thread only, we can refer to each other by our napster names.

Mark just needs to pick which moniker he prefers and we are good to go!

Lump hammer for me.

boltonbonce wrote:Lump hammer for me.

I think it's a non runner.

Cant find it either. I'm going for McDelta 5.05 Yarmouth and if its a non runner am having Horrah 6.20 Newbury.

Oracle - I like it. I'm interested to know which of the two options Mark picks for himself. 

Gung Ho Jack - 18:50 - Newbury

Bwfc1958 wrote:Oracle - I like it. I'm interested to know which of the two options Mark picks for himself. 

Gung Ho Jack - 18:50 - Newbury

He has sent me a PM saying he isn't bothered.

Ok, I'll have Wizard. Lump Hammer doesn't have sufficient class.

So it's settled then. All new monikers accepted and correct. Archie is Leatherman-Gimlet.

If Bread joins in,he can be Stargazer.