I think Whittam's stalking me.

I've just checked my emails and found this:




She sent me a personal invite to join her on Natasha but I said I needed to think about it for a bit before committing.

I also made the mistake of asking what was in it for me.

45 seconds later, that arrived.

Should I call the plod?

I'm still waiting for a reply.

I hope you washed your hands before you typed that.

You share a sofa every Saturday

I'm going to reply. What could possibly go wrong?

is that were Bill and Ted live?

i think the main issue is why does Breaders have over 5000 emails in his inbox? Thats a lot of penis enlargement and Russian wife emails waiting a reply

If I traveled back to 1950 and killed my Dad,how could I have existed in the future,to travel back in the first place.
Not that I had that in mind of course. I'm not a lunatic.

Norpig wrote:i think the main issue is why does Breaders have over 5000 emails in his inbox? Thats a lot of penis enlargement and Russian wife emails waiting a reply

Mrs B entered a competition on ITV to win a speedboat signed by And & Dec or something and because she's a biff who can never remember her own email address or phone number (which she's had for over 10 years, by the way), she used mine.

And glibly ticked all the boxes which basically said: "Yes, I love Spam, me. Send me the lot!"

The worst ones to contact from a comp are bloody Sandersons blinds!

karlypants wrote:The worst ones to contact from a comp are bloody Sandersons blinds!

No wonder you need a curtain pole.

boltonbonce wrote:I'm going to reply. What could possibly go wrong?

If he wants to go back in time surely it's safer just to go to Burnley

whatsgoingon wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I'm going to reply. What could possibly go wrong?

If he wants to go back in time surely it's safer just to go to Burnley

I don't think anybody would want to go that far back in time.