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1 Doctor Doctor on Wed Feb 01 2017, 13:54

Lard Lad

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Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
I see old Geezer has got the push and they want a woman, Miranda has been mentioned. I'd rather have  Dawn French I think she'd be rather good. Nicola Sturgeon would be a riot. Don't watch it myself as I'm still traumatized by the squiggly thing driving a Dalek.

2 Re: Doctor Doctor on Wed Feb 01 2017, 14:47

Sluffy

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Doctor Doctor...

I feel like I'm a pair of curtains - then pull yourself together man!

I feel like I'm a snooker ball - get to the end of the queue then.

When I press my finger here it hurts, also here it hurts, and here it hurts too, what is wrong with me? - you have a broken finger, next.

I ate two red snooker balls, four yellow ones, and also a black, a pink and a blue one, and I'm constipated now, what should I do? - eat more greens! Next...

Very Happy

3 Re: Doctor Doctor on Wed Feb 01 2017, 17:15

Lard Lad

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Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
Sounds like someone's been on the happy pill's Very Happy

4 Re: Doctor Doctor on Wed Feb 01 2017, 17:18

Lard Lad

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Nicolas Anelka
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Talking about Doctor Doctor, i was a bit of a fan of The Thompson Twins and Altered Images fancied Clare Grogan like mad.

5 Re: Doctor Doctor on Wed Feb 01 2017, 17:24

gloswhite

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Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Saw Clare Grogan on the telly the other week. Glad I didn't let her use my body when I was young.  Very Happy

6 Re: Doctor Doctor on Wed Feb 01 2017, 17:24

Lard Lad

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Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
My wife told me to go to the doctor to get something to help with getting the old feller up in bed, i didn't bother i went to the chemist came home and chucked a box of slimming pills at her.

7 Re: Doctor Doctor on Wed Feb 01 2017, 17:25

Lard Lad

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Nicolas Anelka
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gloswhite wrote:Saw Clare Grogan on the telly the other week. Glad I didn't let her use my body when I was young.  Very Happy
Has her Image Altered gloss Very Happy

8 Re: Doctor Doctor on Wed Feb 01 2017, 17:31

gloswhite

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Youri Djorkaeff
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No, she's still not a bad looker. Just reckon that she would have worn me out, (and I couldn't afford her  Very Happy )

9 Re: Doctor Doctor on Wed Feb 01 2017, 17:57

Lard Lad

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Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
gloswhite wrote:No, she's still not a bad looker. Just reckon that she would have worn me out, (and I couldn't afford her  Very Happy )
Right, she had a lot of energy that's for sure. That was part of the turn on i used to wonder what it would be like with her bouncing up and down on me singing Happy Birthday Twisted Evil

10 Re: Doctor Doctor on Wed Feb 01 2017, 18:00

boltonbonce

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Doctor Doctor,I can't stop stealing things.

Take these pills for a week. If they don't work I'll have a fifty inch telly.

11 Re: Doctor Doctor on Wed Feb 01 2017, 18:38

Fabians Right Peg

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Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
Doctor doctor women keep throwing underwear at me...

ahh yes that's Tom Jones Syndrome....

Is it common?

It's not unusual.... :whistle:

12 Re: Doctor Doctor on Wed Feb 01 2017, 18:44

boltonbonce

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Doctor Doctor,I've got a strawberry stuck up my arse.

Don't worry,I've got some cream for that.

13 Re: Doctor Doctor on Wed Feb 01 2017, 19:22

Fabians Right Peg

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Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
Doctor doctor I can't get any sleep

Try lying at the edge of the bed, you'll soon drop off.

14 Re: Doctor Doctor on Wed Feb 01 2017, 19:22

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Someone stop us now!

15 Re: Doctor Doctor on Wed Feb 01 2017, 19:30

Fabians Right Peg

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Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
doctor doctor, when I stand up quickly I keep seeing Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy...

Ah yes... how long have you had these Disney spells.

16 Re: Doctor Doctor on Wed Feb 01 2017, 19:36

Norpig

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Jussi Jääskeläinen
Jussi Jääskeläinen
Doctor Doctor i've got a steering wheel down my underpants - its driving me nuts

17 Re: Doctor Doctor on Wed Feb 01 2017, 19:36

boltonbonce

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Doctor Doctor,I keep comparing things with something else.

Don't worry,it's only analogy.

18 Re: Doctor Doctor on Wed Feb 01 2017, 19:48

Fabians Right Peg

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Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
Doctor doctor there's a lettuce leaf hanging out my bum... is it serious?

I afraid it's just the tip of the iceberg.

19 Re: Doctor Doctor on Wed Feb 01 2017, 19:51

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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Doctor Doctor,I've lost my memory.

When did this happen?

When did what happen?

20 Re: Doctor Doctor on Wed Feb 01 2017, 20:04

Fabians Right Peg

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Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
Doctor doctor I think I'm a bridge..

What's come over you?

Two lorries, a car and a motorcycle

21 Re: Doctor Doctor on Wed Feb 01 2017, 20:10

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Doctor Doctor,I think I'm invisible.

Who said that?

22 Re: Doctor Doctor on Wed Feb 01 2017, 20:23

Sluffy

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Doctor Doctor, I’ve hurt my penis in a surfing accident.

Did you fall off your surfing board?

No. I slammed my laptop shut when the wife walked in!


23 Re: Doctor Doctor on Wed Feb 01 2017, 20:25

karlypants

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Norpig wrote:Doctor Doctor i've got a steering wheel down my underpants - its driving me nuts
Peter Kay's most famous joke.

24 Re: Doctor Doctor on Wed Feb 01 2017, 20:29

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
West Ham need a doctor at the moment.

25 Re: Doctor Doctor on Thu Feb 02 2017, 10:39

Bollotom2014

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Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
"Doctor! I keep thinking people are ignoring me."

"Next!"

26 Re: Doctor Doctor on Fri Feb 03 2017, 17:56

Reebok Trotter

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Doctor, Doctor, I've broken my arm in three places.

Well don't go to those places.

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