Doctor Doctor

I see old Geezer has got the push and they want a woman, Miranda has been mentioned. I'd rather have  Dawn French I think she'd be rather good. Nicola Sturgeon would be a riot. Don't watch it myself as I'm still traumatized by the squiggly thing driving a Dalek.

Doctor Doctor...

I feel like I'm a pair of curtains - then pull yourself together man!

I feel like I'm a snooker ball - get to the end of the queue then.

When I press my finger here it hurts, also here it hurts, and here it hurts too, what is wrong with me? - you have a broken finger, next.

I ate two red snooker balls, four yellow ones, and also a black, a pink and a blue one, and I'm constipated now, what should I do? - eat more greens! Next...

Sounds like someone's been on the happy pill's

Talking about Doctor Doctor, i was a bit of a fan of The Thompson Twins and Altered Images fancied Clare Grogan like mad.

Saw Clare Grogan on the telly the other week. Glad I didn't let her use my body when I was young. 

My wife told me to go to the doctor to get something to help with getting the old feller up in bed, i didn't bother i went to the chemist came home and chucked a box of slimming pills at her.

gloswhite wrote:Saw Clare Grogan on the telly the other week. Glad I didn't let her use my body when I was young. 

Has her Image Altered gloss

No, she's still not a bad looker. Just reckon that she would have worn me out, (and I couldn't afford her   )

gloswhite wrote:No, she's still not a bad looker. Just reckon that she would have worn me out, (and I couldn't afford her   )

Right, she had a lot of energy that's for sure. That was part of the turn on i used to wonder what it would be like with her bouncing up and down on me singing Happy Birthday

Doctor Doctor,I can't stop stealing things.

Take these pills for a week. If they don't work I'll have a fifty inch telly.

Doctor doctor women keep throwing underwear at me...

ahh yes that's Tom Jones Syndrome....

Is it common?

It's not unusual....

Doctor Doctor,I've got a strawberry stuck up my arse.

Don't worry,I've got some cream for that.

Doctor doctor I can't get any sleep

Try lying at the edge of the bed, you'll soon drop off.

Someone stop us now!

doctor doctor, when I stand up quickly I keep seeing Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy...

Ah yes... how long have you had these Disney spells.

Doctor Doctor i've got a steering wheel down my underpants - its driving me nuts

Doctor Doctor,I keep comparing things with something else.

Don't worry,it's only analogy.

Doctor doctor there's a lettuce leaf hanging out my bum... is it serious?

I afraid it's just the tip of the iceberg.

Doctor Doctor,I've lost my memory.

When did this happen?

When did what happen?

Doctor doctor I think I'm a bridge..

What's come over you?

Two lorries, a car and a motorcycle