Doris Destruction Count.

Thus far I'm on:

Fence panels (back garden) - 3

Fence panels (front garden) - 1

30ft tall tree - 1 (trunk snapped about 6 ft off the ground)

Greenhouse panels - 2

Anybody else?

We're OK,but Warrington has taken a bit of a battering. Central Station is closed,as is Thelwall Viaduct. Town pretty deserted.

i'm at work so i'm dreading going home now 

Got to laugh at the weather reporters,trying to make like it's Florida,and we're all about to be swept away. Trees are still coming down.

Hope the Ocado van makes it today.

Upturned patio chair - 1

It's like a load of England hoolies have been at the Euro Championships.

I'm so glad that the red top rags and the slaves to everything American in this country have given it a name.

Doris you bitch!

boltonbonce wrote:Hope the Ocado van makes it today.

I'm in the Irish Sea clinging to some driftwood.

Thankfully my mobile is working, just hanging on (literally) for the lifeboat.

Back garden fence panels destroyed - 1

Back garden fence panels blown out waiting to be salvaged - 1

Kids plastic football nets obliterated - 1

Wheelie bins blown over - 2

Cajunboy wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Hope the Ocado van makes it today.

I'm in the Irish Sea clinging to some driftwood.

Thankfully my mobile is working, just hanging on (literally) for the lifeboat.

Unless you were driving the Ocado van,you can sod off.

Cajunboy wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Hope the Ocado van makes it today.

I'm in the Irish Sea clinging to some driftwood.

Thankfully my mobile is working, just hanging on (literally) for the lifeboat.

If you get picked up by the Manx lifeboat is there any chance please that you can bring me some kippers back please?

Thanks.

Have a nice day.

I've got a bit of a Draught coming under the Back Door.

Banks of the Croal wrote:I've got a bit of a Draught coming under the Back Door.

Stop spilling your ale then.

It's not as bad now, think I'm safe

Sorry Sluffy, I can see Knott End- on - Sea , so it will be the Fleetwood inshore boat I think.

Look out for me on the North West News at 6.30 pm.


Boncey, open a tin of beans if the van doesn't arrive.

You boys got a bit of a breeze up there.

Lard Lad wrote:You boys got a bit of a breeze up there.

If I open a tin of beans,as Cajun suggested,It could get breezier still.

That's impressive.

The chav's only throw tied together shoes over the telephone lines down my part of the world.

A warning to us all. Never let the Great Wallenda put your bins out.

Thelwall Viaduct doesn't often look like this.