Happy Birthday Bonce

Thanks Penguin. My search history will probably end up doing the rounds at Scotland Yard.

You'll enjoy it here. 

If you avoid Nat. The miserable old cow.

Ha ha, looks like an interesting place to be!

Happy birthday, Bonce! You cheat 

finlaymcdanger wrote:Happy birthday, Bonce! You cheat

Thanks Fin. I'm speaking to my solicitor.

I intend to defend myself with the simple sword of truth and the trusty shield of British fair play.

Hope you have had  a great day Bonce, good to know that i am not the oldest poster. Happy Birthday from all the Gumbies.

Happy birthday!

Thanks boys. I'm tying knots in my hanky as we speak. I'm sure it'll suit me.

Bit late mate, but have a good day, or as the Americans would say, 'Have a nice rest of the day' 

Thanks Glos. Someone gave me a bottle of Scotch,so I'm going to have a good night.

The morning might be a bit iffy though.

Happy birthday Bonce. No death threat today.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Happy birthday Bonce. No death threat today.

Empty words.

You have it within your gift to right a terrible wrong committed against Bonce.

And on his birthday to boot.....

How do you sleep at night?

Natasha Whittam wrote:Happy birthday Bonce. No death threat today.

You've already plunged a knife into my heart.

Happy birthday my boncey friend!! Xx

Chairmanda wrote:Happy birthday my boncey friend!! Xx

Thanks Manda.  I intend to get intoxicated enough to join the LibDems.

boltonbonce wrote:

Chairmanda wrote:Happy birthday my boncey friend!! Xx

Thanks Manda.  I intend to get intoxicated enough to join the LibDems.

So not very then

Whenever I come across a LibDem,they're always so nice.

I feel bad ragging them.

I'm trying to put together my top five LibDems. I'll come back to this tomorrow.

Top five APART FROM YOU,of course.

Happy belated Birthday Boncey, sorry i didn't see this yesterday.

boltonbonce wrote:Whenever I come across a LibDem,they're always so nice.

I feel bad ragging them.

I'm trying to put together my top five LibDems. I'll come back to this tomorrow.

Top five APART FROM YOU,of course.

I'm waiting....

Norpig wrote:Happy belated Birthday Boncey, sorry i didn't see this yesterday.

Cheers mate.

Chairmanda wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Whenever I come across a LibDem,they're always so nice.

I feel bad ragging them.

I'm trying to put together my top five LibDems. I'll come back to this tomorrow.

Top five APART FROM YOU,of course.

I'm waiting....

Sorry Manda. I had a few too many glasses of my Birthday prezzie last night. I'm on it though.