Nuts we have a problem!

I woke up this fine Sunday morning and a feeling of dread washed over me, i remembered my last dream before i woke up and it involved Nuts and a certain Preston Businesswoman of the year 

Does this mean i have offiicially become a Nuts addict? Does anyone else have dreams that include this site or is it just me?

And for the record there was no sex involved as i know how all your minds work on here

Dreamt about Sluffy once  

Can't remember what it was about though which is probably a good thing.  

I'm glad that I'm not the only one now who has done this.

It can't be avoided I'm afraid Norpig. I don't really remember most of my dreams unless they are real crackers, but I was driving through Penwortham yesterday while I was working and it immediately reminded me of a certain poster on here. Whittam is everywhere. It's like an itch you can't scratch or a horrific disease that can't be cured. You'll just have to live with it now. She'll haunt your dreams like Freddie Kreuger until you're either dead or committed, living out the rest of your days wearing a straight jacket in a padded room as complete insanity takes over. 

Anyway, enjoy your Sunday. You don't have many left.

It bothers me that I've pushed ALF out of Norpig's sex dreams.

it wasn't a sex dream, it was all based online which is probably more worrying as it means i spend far too much time on the internet in general, between Nuts and porn i don't know where my day goes