HomeI think someone got the BBQ on already!
I bet it’s Nat!
I bet it’s Nat!
I can smell something in the air
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boltonbonce
Angry Dad
Natasha Whittam
karlypants
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1 I can smell something in the air Sun Apr 08 2018, 18:40
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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2 Re: I can smell something in the air Sun Apr 08 2018, 19:00
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
karlypants wrote:I think someone got the BBQ on already!
I bet it’s Nat!
Ignoring the fact I live in a penthouse and any attempt to cook outside would be foolish, I've made it quite clear that only common folk have BBQs.
Oh, the weather's nice, let's cook something outside! Fooking bellends.
3 Re: I can smell something in the air Mon Apr 09 2018, 18:54
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Funny that because iv'e been smelling shit all day, inside outside even in the bakery also in the florists called in at an ironworks to pick up some new gates and it stunk of shit.
4 Re: I can smell something in the air Mon Apr 09 2018, 19:00
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Have you checked your shoe?Angry Dad wrote:Funny that because iv'e been smelling shit all day, inside outside even in the bakery also in the florists called in at an ironworks to pick up some new gates and it stunk of shit.
5 Re: I can smell something in the air Mon Apr 09 2018, 19:48
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Yep.boltonbonce wrote:Have you checked your shoe?Angry Dad wrote:Funny that because iv'e been smelling shit all day, inside outside even in the bakery also in the florists called in at an ironworks to pick up some new gates and it stunk of shit.
6 Re: I can smell something in the air Mon Apr 09 2018, 19:49
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
I can smell it on my finger as well.
7 Re: I can smell something in the air Mon Apr 09 2018, 19:57
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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Have you had your finger up your bum again?Angry Dad wrote:I can smell it on my finger as well.
8 Re: I can smell something in the air Tue Apr 10 2018, 16:10
Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
They do have funny habits down south.
Not just the monks.
Not just the monks.
9 Re: I can smell something in the air Tue Apr 10 2018, 18:01
y2johnny
Tony Kelly
Nats singed fanny baking on a roof.......fooking hell, worse than a sewage treatment plant
11 Re: I can smell something in the air Tue Apr 10 2018, 18:08
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
I didn't think your fanny was big enough to be stepped in?
12 Re: I can smell something in the air Tue Apr 10 2018, 19:43
y2johnny
Tony Kelly
think againNorpig wrote:I didn't think your fanny was big enough to be stepped in?
Its echoes squelches
13 Re: I can smell something in the air Tue Apr 10 2018, 19:49
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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Eww! I’m glad I’ve already eaten Johnny! 
14 Re: I can smell something in the air Tue Apr 10 2018, 22:39
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I think I know where the smell is coming from.
15 Re: I can smell something in the air Tue Apr 10 2018, 22:48
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Spill it Bonce.
16 Re: I can smell something in the air Tue Apr 10 2018, 22:50
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Angry Dad wrote:Spill it Bonce.
17 Re: I can smell something in the air Wed Apr 11 2018, 17:51
Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
It's nigh on impossible to check for prostate enlargement by shoving your finger up your own ringpiece!Angry Dad wrote:I can smell it on my finger as well.
18 Re: I can smell something in the air Wed Apr 11 2018, 17:57
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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Are you talking from experience?Soul Kitchen wrote:It's nigh on impossible to check for prostate enlargement by shoving your finger up your own ringpiece!Angry Dad wrote:I can smell it on my finger as well.
You sound like you have been trying!
19 Re: I can smell something in the air Wed Apr 11 2018, 19:40
Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
I'm not talking from experience from doing it myself but have experience of a doctor doing it and know it would be impossible.
I seriously doubt you'd get your finger up your arse because you'd be concentrating on not pissing yourself!
If you do try it cut your fingernails first. Hope this helps?
I seriously doubt you'd get your finger up your arse because you'd be concentrating on not pissing yourself!
If you do try it cut your fingernails first. Hope this helps?
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