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1 I can smell something in the air on Sun Apr 08 2018, 18:40

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I think someone got the BBQ on already!

I bet it’s Nat!  Laughing

2 Re: I can smell something in the air on Sun Apr 08 2018, 19:00

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
karlypants wrote:I think someone got the BBQ on already!

I bet it’s Nat!  Laughing

Ignoring the fact I live in a penthouse and any attempt to cook outside would be foolish, I've made it quite clear that only common folk have BBQs.

Oh, the weather's nice, let's cook something outside! Fooking bellends.

3 Re: I can smell something in the air on Mon Apr 09 2018, 18:54

Angry Dad

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Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
Funny that because iv'e been smelling shit all day, inside outside even in the bakery also in the florists called in at an ironworks to pick up some new gates and it stunk of shit.

4 Re: I can smell something in the air on Mon Apr 09 2018, 19:00

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
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Angry Dad wrote:Funny that because iv'e been smelling shit all day, inside outside even in the bakery also in the florists called in at an ironworks to pick up some new gates and it stunk of shit.
Have you checked your shoe?

5 Re: I can smell something in the air on Mon Apr 09 2018, 19:48

Angry Dad

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Ivan Campo
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boltonbonce wrote:
Angry Dad wrote:Funny that because iv'e been smelling shit all day, inside outside even in the bakery also in the florists called in at an ironworks to pick up some new gates and it stunk of shit.
Have you checked your shoe?
Yep.

6 Re: I can smell something in the air on Mon Apr 09 2018, 19:49

Angry Dad

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Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
I can smell it on my finger as well.

7 Re: I can smell something in the air on Mon Apr 09 2018, 19:57

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
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Angry Dad wrote:I can smell it on my finger as well.
Have you had your finger up your bum again?

8 Re: I can smell something in the air on Tue Apr 10 2018, 16:10

Cajunboy

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Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
They do have funny habits down south.

Not just the monks.

9 Re: I can smell something in the air on Tue Apr 10 2018, 18:01

y2johnny


Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
Nats singed fanny baking on a roof.......fooking hell, worse than a sewage treatment plant

10 Re: I can smell something in the air on Tue Apr 10 2018, 18:07

Natasha Whittam

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
:trust:

11 Re: I can smell something in the air on Tue Apr 10 2018, 18:08

Norpig

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I didn't think your fanny was big enough to be stepped in?

12 Re: I can smell something in the air on Tue Apr 10 2018, 19:43

y2johnny


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Norpig wrote:I didn't think your fanny was big enough to be stepped in?
 think again

Its echoes squelches

13 Re: I can smell something in the air on Tue Apr 10 2018, 19:49

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Eww! I’m glad I’ve already eaten Johnny! Very Happy

14 Re: I can smell something in the air on Tue Apr 10 2018, 22:39

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I think I know where the smell is coming from.

15 Re: I can smell something in the air on Tue Apr 10 2018, 22:48

Angry Dad

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Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
Spill it Bonce.

16 Re: I can smell something in the air on Tue Apr 10 2018, 22:50

boltonbonce

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Angry Dad wrote:Spill it Bonce.

17 Re: I can smell something in the air on Wed Apr 11 2018, 17:51

Soul Kitchen

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Ivan Campo
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Angry Dad wrote:I can smell it on my finger as well.
It's nigh on impossible to check for prostate enlargement by shoving your finger up your own ringpiece!

18 Re: I can smell something in the air on Wed Apr 11 2018, 17:57

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
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Soul Kitchen wrote:
Angry Dad wrote:I can smell it on my finger as well.
It's nigh on impossible to check for prostate enlargement by shoving your finger up your own ringpiece!
Are you talking from experience?

You sound like you have been trying!

19 Re: I can smell something in the air on Wed Apr 11 2018, 19:40

Soul Kitchen

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Ivan Campo
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I'm not talking from experience from doing it myself but have experience of a doctor doing it and know it would be impossible.
I seriously doubt you'd get your finger up your arse because you'd be concentrating on not pissing yourself!
If you do try it cut your fingernails first. Hope this helps?

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