Bollocks & Tits Out

Are you comfortable walking around naked in public?

There's a story on the BBC website today about the "uproar" over the new unisex changing rooms at a leisure centre in Bath, women are in shock that men are parading around fully naked.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-46862566

So what do you make of unisex changing rooms? Do you strut through them with your head held high and your bollocks/man-boobs swinging freely? Or are you shy and go everywhere with a towel wrapped around your bits (a hanky if you're KP)?

No one needs to see me naked, it's not a pretty sight and i wouldn't inflict it on anyone to be honest. Although the ladies i have  webcam chats with don't seem to mind too much but then again i suppose they only see a certain area of me 

This isn't a thread about great bodies or I'd have titled it "Natasha".

This is about feeling comfortable to go bollock naked in public.

I would be amazed if Bonce had never been to a nudest beach.

Norpig wrote:i suppose they only see a certain area of me 

Your ALF willy mask?

I went skinny dipping when a was a few years younger so I guess I have no issue with it...

Natasha Whittam wrote:This isn't a thread about great bodies or I'd have titled it "Natasha".

This is about feeling comfortable to go bollock naked in public.

I would be amazed if Bonce had never been to a nudest beach.

I did venture onto a nudist beach once, although I was unaware of that fact until I came across an elderly couple, walking hand in hand towards me, both as naked as God intended.
The small terrier at their heels didn't know where to look, but I certainly did, and the experience has troubled me for many years.
Surely, I thought, I don't look like that? I went back to the hotel and had a look in the full length mirror.
What a shock. The hall of mirrors in Blackpool couldn't have done better job.
I decided there and then, to keep my bits to myself. I consider it a public service.
No man should have to tuck his bits into his sock to keep them off the ground.
These changing areas are a terrible mistake.

boltonbonce wrote:I did venture onto a nudist beach once, although I was unaware of that fact until I came across an elderly couple

I bet they weren't happy.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I did venture onto a nudist beach once, although I was unaware of that fact until I came across an elderly couple

I bet they weren't happy.

  Don't put pictures in my head.

Nat how do you feel about getting your micro penis out in public?

karlypants wrote:Nat how do you feel about getting your micro penis out in public?

You fucking fuckwit, I don't have a penis, but it's still bigger than yours.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I did venture onto a nudist beach once, although I was unaware of that fact until I came across an elderly couple

I bet they weren't happy.

Ha ha ha

You all clearly have issues.

Every year I visit my sister in Germany, where there are warm thermal baths , and a very impressive sauna area  (5 saunas, and 4 rest/shower, bar/snack areas).
About 5 years ago I wandered into the sauna area, mixed at all times, and realised it was textile free, i.e. no clothes. I was in the changing rooms, deciding what to do, then I thought nobody knows me, so put the towel over my shoulder and wandered out, very self conscious. I got over that fairly quickly, and have to say that I was quite pleased that nobody laughed when I first stepped out, but there again nobody applauded either 
I go there every time I'm visiting, and after the first few minutes, I'm completely happy to wander around in the buff. The facilities are excellent, and that's what I go for, honest guv 

Meant to say, the changing areas are also mixed and quite a few people wander around whilst getting changed. Between each area, pool, sauna, restaurants, you have to be covered.

Filth like this is why I left the site.

Putrid and puts off potential new users.

Even Quent wouldn't stoop to this.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Filth like this is why I left the site.

Putrid and puts off potential new users.

Even Quent wouldn't stoop to this.

Did someone shame your body?

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Filth like this is why I left the site.

Putrid and puts off potential new users.

Even Quent wouldn't stoop to this.

Are you one of those people who has sex with their clothes on with the light off?

We need to talk about these things HP. The alternatives would probably be my slippers, or my new Kindle.
Not everyone's cup of tea. I'm told. Mainly by Nat.

karlypants wrote:Are you one of those people who has sex with their clothes on with the light off?

How do you have sex with your clothes on?

It's time for the sex talk I think.