Should I Get A Refund?

Instead of you bellends wasting your time discussing the past, how about considering something far more important...should I get a refund?

I bought the BWFC 2023 calendar and put it up in my office above my desk. I didn't flick through it as I like the surprise on the 1st of the month when you turn the page.

Imagine my shock this morning (I wasn't in yesterday) to discover Amadou Bakayoko smiling back at me showing me how many goals he scored for Bolton.

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Now, I bought this calendar as a Bolton Wanderers calendar, not a Forest Green Rovers one. I have been made to look a fool. I immediately phoned Shazza to demand a refund but all I heard was laughter.

So, what are my options? I cannot let this go. My reputation is at stake.

I bought a Bakayoko shirt for one of the nippers in the family. He insisted on Baka, despite my warnings.

It's the chance you take.

Them's the breaks Nat, i never buy a calendar or a new shirt and would definitely not have a name on the back if i did.

These are fecking useless answers.

I wanted sound legal advice so I can take it to the High Court in London.

Norpig wrote:Them's the breaks Nat, i never buy a calendar or a new shirt and would definitely not have a name on the back if i did.

I once had a replica shirt when I was a kid. It was the pale blue Normid one and I chose to have 'Comstive' written on the back. A decision that haunted me.

I took stick for a whole term before I set fire to it behind the bike sheds one lunchtime.

Natasha Whittam wrote:These are fecking useless answers.

I wanted sound legal advice so I can take it to the High Court in London.

But surely you got a fair price for it? Or did these girls rip you off?

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Could you not recycle whoever was Mr January by cutting out his picture and gluing it over Bakayoko?

Problem solved!

Sluffy wrote:Could you not recycle whoever was Mr January by cutting out his picture and gluing it over Bakayoko?

Problem solved!

You bloody freak, Conor Bradley's head on Bako's body?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

I once had a replica shirt when I was a kid. It was the pale blue Normid one and I chose to have 'Comstive' written on the back. A decision that haunted me.

I took stick for a whole term before I set fire to it behind the bike sheds one lunchtime.

I remember Comstive, what a shite player he was, i still have the blue Normid top, it's my pride and joy.

boltonbonce wrote:
But surely you got a fair price for it? Or did these girls rip you off?

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That was Zico's shirt surely? 

Nat, next time save the hassle and get one of these as all women (ahem) love shoes…

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karlypants wrote:Nat, next time save the hassle and get one of these as all women (ahem) love shoes…

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She can always give me a call. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]