Double-barrelled Dickheads

A bloke in my office has just got married. When he left a couple of weeks ago his surname was "Clarke", when he returned today his new surname was "Clarke-Wetherall".

What a dickhead. And I told him so.

I have no problem with double-barrelled names that go back centuries, but I have a major problem with people who go double-barrelled just to be "modern" and "with it".

His excuse was that his wife wouldn't take his name so this was a compromise. I've informed him that I will not recognise his new name and unless he stays with his original name he'll have to find another job.

Do you have a double-barrelled name...would you ever consider one?

I once did this slag called Deborah Wainwright-Cole, real posh totty. Wow was she an animal in the sack.

Natasha Whittam wrote:A bloke in my office has just got married. When he left a couple of weeks ago his surname was "Clarke", when he returned today his new surname was "Clarke-Wetherall".

What a dickhead. And I told him so.

I have no problem with double-barrelled names that go back centuries, but I have a major problem with people who go double-barrelled just to be "modern" and "with it".

His excuse was that his wife wouldn't take his name so this was a compromise. I've informed him that I will not recognise his new name and unless he stays with his original name he'll have to find another job.

Do you have a double-barrelled name...would you ever consider one?

Couldn't agree more. People trying to be something they're not.

i had some lovin with a posh bird on my last saga cruise. she seemed to think her name ment she was better than me but she was rong.

Bolton Hater wrote:I once did this slag called Deborah Wainwright-Cole, real posh totty. Wow was she an animal in the sack.

Slag and real posh totty is a contradiction in terms. I wonder what dishy Debby had to say about your performance in the sack ?

Sleeping for hours doesn't mean you are good in bed.

Reebok Trotter wrote:

Slag and real posh totty is a contradiction in terms. I wonder what dishy Debby had to say about your performance in the sack ?

Sleeping for hours doesn't mean you are good in bed.

Don't be stupid Reebok Trooter. All the posh birds in Blackburn are slags. Same for Bolton. They all want a piece of the Hater no matter how many bloody names theyve got.

Pathetic, a bloke adopting a birds name

Reebok Trotter wrote:

Bolton Hater wrote:I once did this slag called Deborah Wainwright-Cole, real posh totty. Wow was she an animal in the sack.

Slag and real posh totty is a contradiction in terms. I wonder what dishy Debby had to say about your performance in the sack ?

Sleeping for hours doesn't mean you are good in bed.

Rohypnol is illegal and maybe Debby was the unconscious one.

Lyric Todkill wrote:Pathetic, a bloke adopting a birds name

Exactly my point. He has lost all my respect.

Copper Dragon wrote:

Rohypnol is illegal and maybe Debby was the unconscious one.

oh oh here comes the hillbillie whos idea of 4play is to whip out his banjo and light a fire.

What, he took her name?

does that happen?

It's 'hillbilly' you sexual predator.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:What, he took her name?

does that happen?

He kept his name and added hers to the end.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:What, he took her name?

does that happen?

He kept his name and added hers to the end.

what? Isn't it usually the woman that does that.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

what? Isn't it usually the woman that does that.

I've no idea, but apparently it's not uncommon for couples to put their names together rather than drop one.

It's not uncommon for the woman to be E.G Clarke-Smith or whatever but the man?

Never heard of that in my life.

Nat, a possible view taken by the more enlightened, in this modern age, is that both names are used, as the couple getting married are equal.

If they decide to have both surnames in a double barrelled format then it is customary protocol that the woman's surname goes first followed by the mans. NEVER the other way around.

Ian Moore who played for Tranmere, Ronnie Moores son, is now known as Ian Thomas-Moore. He's a cunt btw.

RT, you clever boy ! I didn't know this