Your First Proper Grope

I think we've done first kiss, and first sexual experience. But what about your first grope?

Do you remember the first time you felt another persons boob, fanny or willy? Can you remember the name of that person and where it happened?

Some of you were probably at school, but I suspect the majority of the geeks on here were well into their 20's. Some are probably still waiting.

To get the ball rolling: Danny Carshalton, party at Karen Western's house, 1994.

Slag.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I think we've done first kiss, and first sexual experience. But what about your first grope?

Do you remember the first time you felt another persons boob, fanny or willy? Can you remember the name of that person and where it happened?

Some of you were probably at school, but I suspect the majority of the geeks on here were well into their 20's. Some are probably still waiting.

To get the ball rolling: Danny Carshalton, party at Karen Western's house, 1994.

Why are you do interested, are you some sort of pervert?

I imagine this to be you.

Yes, this is a bit of a dubious topic isn't it.

I'll pass.

Slut.

What a bunch of ponces. I don't believe the first time you touched a tit (or penis Hipster) isn't one of your life changing moments.

Britney. On my 18th birthday. Paid for by my brother.

Quent wrote:Britney. On my 18th birthday. Paid for by my brother.

Are your sexual experiences just memories now Nat given that your squashing box is redundant?

Soul Kitchen wrote:Are your sexual experiences just memories now Nat given that your squashing box is redundant?

I have an Excel spreadsheet of all my sexual experiences. I never forget.

Why not consult a porn mag or two and give yourself a g-spot tornado?!

I was about 7. Paula and Janine they were called. Down the side of the school.

I had my knob out and they'd both dropped their knickers.

Then we got caught by a dinner lady and my mum got called into the school.

My mums friend at a christmas party when i had just left school. She had knockers the size of a football.

Bolton Hater wrote:My mums friend at a christmas party when i had just left school. She had knockers the size of a football.

Was that when you becmae HIV+?

From touching her breasts? Mr Amos, You need to have little chat with your parents that you should have had 25 years ago.

Natasha Whittam wrote:From touching her breasts? Mr Amos, You need to have little chat with your parents that you should have had 25 years ago.

LOL, only interested because Mr Hater has said in a previous post, on another thread that he was HIV+, so was posing a question as to whether he got from that grope or not - I do know the birds and teh bees just seeing if Mr Hater does!

He's got more chance of getting pregnant than Aids.

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:He's got more chance of getting pregnant than Aids.

Well Mr Hater has mentioned that he does have AIDS, in another thread!

Did he get it when he got pregnant?

Now that is what I am trying to find out and whether his sister or his mother is the father of the child!