Bank Of Dave

Second helping starts at 10pm on Channel 4 tonight.

Go gerrum Dave, but what ever you do don't effing sing this time.

Hiya, I'm Dave from Burnlehhh.

Should be good, the last one was.

Sorry Copper I know he does sing in an episode - a clip was shown on Sunday Brunch on Sunday just gone.

But its a good show and just goes to show that one doesn't need any of the big Banks - we need smaller independent local Banks like the good old days!

I'd rather bank with Dave than the RBS!

bwfc71 wrote:Sorry Copper I know he does sing in an episode - a clip was shown on Sunday Brunch on Sunday just gone.

But its a good show and just goes to show that one doesn't need any of the big Banks - we need smaller independent local Banks like the good old days!

Apparently Europe's strongest economy (Germany) has a lot of small independent banks.

Great documentary. The FSA are happy to take on Dave but they didn't give a fcuk about the big banks fcuking us all over.

I shall be putting a few grand Dave's way tomorrow, 5% lovely.

Send in the Battle Bus.

Been told by someone that knows about these things that this is the same principle that got building society's going. That wasn't a bad thing if I recall?
As for RBS, I have had dealings with them and find them a right bunch of pompous lazy cnuts. I actually told a bloke in the main branch in town that it was no wonder the tax payer had to bail them out because they were most unhelpful and had a contempt for customers. He wasn't too impressed when I told him I was his boss and would expect the tax payer to be fully recompensed when Scotland got independence!

Did anyone count his fingers?

Anyone called Dave is a wanker and shouldn't be trusted.

My youngest lad apparently calls his todger Dave.

You dont bank with RBS, you invest in them ! (banking implies that you will get a service, and all your money back)

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:Anyone called Dave is a wanker and shouldn't be trusted.

Bernard on the other hand..

Shouldn't be trusted near Boggers' mam.

wanderlust wrote:My youngest lad apparently calls his todger Dave.

So basically, he's saying Dave = little dick? Sounds about right...

And if he's looking for a name for his bum I think Keegan would be perfect....

Keegan = smelly arsehole.

Sounds about right you smelly arsehole.

Todger.

Bumhole.

And you look and smell like a shit.