Would you punch a baby in the face?

In response to the calm down thread here is a continuation on the violence theme...

I found this on that t'interweb thing...

"Would you punch a baby in the face for 50 grand?"

http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/would-you-punch-a-baby-in-the-face-for-50-000.452695688/

Some cracking answers on there including...

"What age?" "How hard?" "depends how ugly" etc

I know that this internet lark isn't meant to be taken seriously but I reckon that I'd bludgeon most of them folk (in the link) to death.

No but would gladly punch any fcker who would.

Just when I was chilling, wont fcking sleep tonight now.

Men, it's only the Internet. I'm pretty sure nobody means it.

Exactly, just going with the flow.

Lot's of worse things happen in real life.

How much for a foetus?

It's free for a foetus. But you get a pat on the back if it's a (insert, racist or homophobic or similarly offensive to a minority, word here) one.

Biggie wrote:It's free for a foetus. But you get a pat on the back if it's a (insert, racist or homophobic or similarly offensive to a minority, word here) one.

So no 50 grand then?
OK, how much for punching a foetus with a minor disability and a disadvantaged childhood?

wanderlust wrote:

Biggie wrote:It's free for a foetus. But you get a pat on the back if it's a (insert, racist or homophobic or similarly offensive to a minority, word here) one.

So no 50 grand then?
OK, how much for punching a foetus with a minor disability and a disadvantaged childhood?

I'll give you £10 k for that. Sign up at...

www.iamawanker.com/join/punchkidsandbabies (real website)

(on another note, a foetus with a disadvantaged childhood? erm?)

a seriously demented thread.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:a seriously demented thread.

Sorry - I was bored with this and the several other threads in the same vein.
Seriously though, how much would I get paid for punching a pregnant newborn kitten war veteran that had just lost all it's family in tragic blender accident?