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You know when your time is up...

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1You know when your time is up... Empty You know when your time is up... Sat Mar 23 2013, 00:41

Bolton Nuts


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In a night club recently... happily standing there 'blending in with the crowd' (or so I thought), checking out the women innocently and then this...

Not word for word but the basics of the conversation are this...

Random Lad: She's well fit over there, eh?
Me: Not bad at all.
Random Lad: How can I pull her?
Me: Why you asking me that?
Random Lad: You just look like you would know.
Me: Is that why you came over here?
Random Lad: Yeah, I just thought you might have some ideas.
Me: How old are you?
Random Lad: 17
Me: You thought you would ask me because I look old, didn't you?
Random Lad: Well, yes.

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2You know when your time is up... Empty Re: You know when your time is up... Sat Mar 23 2013, 00:45

MartinBWFC

MartinBWFC
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

The lad is looking for a Dad, and I guess you fit the bill.

3You know when your time is up... Empty Re: You know when your time is up... Sat Mar 23 2013, 01:13

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

A friend of mine was approached by a middle aged bloke whilst looking at some girls on a nearby beach.
Sparking up a conversation he said "Tell you what lad, that one on the left has amazing tits"
"What? Like these?" she said turning towards him.

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