Has anyone ever written a book?

If so how did it get on and did you make much money out of it?
I am thinking of writing a book but I don't want to waste my time if there is not much money in it.

Michael Bolton wrote:If so how did it get on and did you make much money out of it?
I am thinking of writing a book but I don't want to waste my time if there is not much money in it.

What book are you thinking of writing ?

M Bolton's life story, Action, Comedy, Sport ?

scottjames30 wrote:

Michael Bolton wrote:If so how did it get on and did you make much money out of it?
I am thinking of writing a book but I don't want to waste my time if there is not much money in it.

What book are you thinking of writing ?

M Bolton's life story, Action, Comedy, Sport ?

I can't answer that just yet but it would be non fiction.

It depends on how good your book is...If its rubbish, then you wont make anything, if its good then you could make some money.

There are sites out there you can write you own books on and then offer them as an E-Book.

Michael Bolton wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:

Michael Bolton wrote:If so how did it get on and did you make much money out of it?
I am thinking of writing a book but I don't want to waste my time if there is not much money in it.

What book are you thinking of writing ?

M Bolton's life story, Action, Comedy, Sport ?

I can't answer that just yet but it would be non fiction.

Will you put me in it Mike, then I wont vote you off.

I could if it was fiction, it may be a bit tricky for non fiction.

Michael Bolton wrote:I could if it was fiction, it may be a bit tricky for non fiction.

No one will know, just change one of your characters names to scottjames.

I wrote a PhD that was published. James Patterson said it was the best thing he'd ever read.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I wrote a PhD that was published. James Patterson said it was the best thing he'd ever read.

You have a PhD? In what, doctor?

wanderlust wrote:
You have a PhD? In what, doctor?

I cannot say.

OK. Would you prefer Dr. Natasha or Dr. Whittam from here on in?

I did at school it was about female teachers i got suspended for a week.

Just thought i'd throw this in Natasha is a very sexy name.
You cant shorten it though nat sounds like a bug and tasha sounds like you have a cold.

I had a female doctor in Ardwick green years back when i was a teenager, i went to her with a penis worry, nothing bad just stung when i pissed but she told me to get it out which i did and she was a real babe and i got a right boner and she held it and had a good look and it got huge and she told me not to be embarrassed as it was only natural, still think about that .

Angry Dad wrote: I had a female doctor in Ardwick green years back when i was a teenager, i went to her with a penis worry, nothing bad just stung when i pissed but she told me to get it out which i did and she was a real babe and i got a right boner and she held it and had a good look and it got huge and she told me not to be embarrassed as it was only natural, still think about that .

What you wrote a book about this?

I've never read a book, tried plenty of times but just lose interest after a couple of pages.

Andrew Marr's "History of the World" was a good holiday read - a decent stab at trying to cover everything in 600 pages. If you start reading may I suggest you don't start with that.

wanderlust wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:I wrote a PhD that was published. James Patterson said it was the best thing he'd ever read.

You have a PhD? In what, doctor?

wumming and bullshitting?

bwfc71 wrote:

wumming and bullshitting?

Insulting.

I'm amazed you haven't written a book Mr Amos, you have certainly had an interesting life.

bwfc71 wrote:

wanderlust wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:I wrote a PhD that was published. James Patterson said it was the best thing he'd ever read.

You have a PhD? In what, doctor?

wumming and bullshitting?

I trust Natasha - she is a doctor after all.