Selfish

Yesterday around the dinner table my sister announced she is pregnant with her third child. The rest of the family congratulated her like she'd just won the Olympic 5,000m gold medal walking on her hands.

I was disgusted.

Anyone who follows my work will know I am against anyone having more than two children. The planet is bursting at the seams, there simply isn't room for selfish twats to have three children.

Who needs three children? All parents ever do is moan about kids, why would they have more of the little buggers?

And why is it deemed something to congratulate people about? What's difficult about spreading your legs for some dickhead every other Thursday after Eastenders?

People moan because their shopping bill is too much, their gas bill is huge and they can't get a good job - the reason is simple, too many people on the planet. Yet we do nothing about it, we actually encourage people to multiply.

Fuck off.

I will never speak to my sister again, and when she has her third child I will not acknowledge it.

Aren't people bloody selfish.

I'll bet your sister is pissed off you won't speak to her again! I have heard it said on various occasions that people who sit in their bedrooms all day with no intentions of any physical contact with other humsn beings and a need to bullshit all the time on forums are also selfish?

Soul Kitchen wrote:I'll bet your sister is pissed off you won't speak to her again! I have heard it said on various occasions that people who sit in their bedrooms all day with no intentions of any physical contact with other humsn beings and a need to bullshit all the time on forums are also selfish?

Are you having a breakdown?

Answer the question or fook off.

Not everybody. That do yer! By the way, sorry for touching a nerve!

I have 5 kids and possibly more out there, and one on the way.

Angry Dad wrote:I have 5 kids and possibly more out there, and one on the way.

Scum.

Can your sister comfortably afford to keep 3 kids? If so, she has the right to drop 'em. It's unfair for you to vent your frustration at being unable to satisfy your family's desire for grandchildren on your sister - it just comes across as a jealous tantrum. Your withered tubes are hardly her fault.

wanderlust wrote:Can your sister comfortably afford to keep 3 kids? If so, she has the right to drop 'em. It's unfair for you to vent your frustration at being unable to satisfy your family's desire for grandchildren on your sister - it just comes across as a jealous tantrum. Your withered tubes are hardly her fault.

It doesn't matter whether she can afford it or not, it's simply another mouth for the world to feed.

I won't be feeding it. She will.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:I have 5 kids and possibly more out there, and one on the way.

Scum.

I like it when you talk dirty:D

i have 2 kids and that is more than enough for me, be having the snip before too long.

You'll be baby sitting in a couple of years for them Nat  

Once again this site isn't mature enough to discuss a problem that will eventually lead to a famine in the UK.

Unfortunately most folk seem to have the attitude of Angry Dad, to stick their willy in as many ladies as possible.

Don't all men want to stick their willys in as many women as possible, i know i do.

When in doubt knock one out.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Unfortunately most folk seem to have the attitude of Angry Dad, to stick their willy in as many ladies as possible.

It's a great idea though , that's what god gave us a willy for.

You are all selfish wankers.

2 is plenty


is your sister a muslim?

Lyric Todkill wrote:2 is plenty


is your sister a muslim?

No.

You've got willy on the one side, and if you forget to wear a welly the taxpayer on the other.

That's life Nat ?