Feline Conspiracy Theory

Cats are going missing left right and centre in the Halliwell/Heaton/Smithills area of Bolton. There's more "Have you seen my pussy?" flyers than lampposts, and as a moggy owner myself, I'm concerned.

Here's my theory.

You may recall a story a year or so back where cat meat was found in the dishes of a Bolton Indian restaurant. Is it feasible that our beloved kitties are being kidnapped and used as a free supply of meat by ruthless business owners?

Medium cat curry with rice please, sounds nice.

Halliwell...?
Is cat meat considerd edible under islamic law? If so, doffcockers probably right.

I remember when i lived on halliwell a long time ago, the same thing happened.

This sort of story seems to crop up nearly every year for the past few years, I hope it's not true as I think it's disgusting but you are probably not far off Doff.

It's that or they have fucked off out of Bolton, which I wouldn't blame them.

Curry's taste better nowadays.

Scott fill your pussin boots.

http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html

Cool, its only like killing a chicken.

I've killed and skinned a goat in Kenya, the goat's neck bone is hard to get through , dig a hole saw through, then bleed it. then hang it , skin it , then cook it, I must admit , you've got to be hungry with all the flies knocking around.

But when you're hungry , you don't care.

Rather eat a Curry.

I think the official story was that somebody broke a tooth on a cat microchip. No such worry with chickens.

I'm genuinely concerned about this issue. I'm just thankful our puss is an indoor girl.

I don't know anything about this but the restaurant Jimmy Chungs (chinese) had a big scandal in Scotland because they were serving pigeon in a lot of their dishes.

couple of the places were shut and sold on.

Where you from hipster?

Scotland.

How did you end up supporting Bolton?

Childhood friend of mine and his brother were Bolton/Burnley fans and they were also family friends so we'd go and see games together thats how i got into football full stop to be honest.

I once remember my mate swinging a dead cat into that Indian restaurant on Chorley Old Road near Pedder Street after some argy bargy. There was guts and snot all over a table!

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Childhood friend of mine and his brother were Bolton/Burnley fans and they were also family friends so we'd go and see games together thats how i got into football full stop to be honest.

When do you think you'll see your first game?

Cats are a damn pest, shit everywere, walk on top your cars, they should be classed as rodents.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Childhood friend of mine and his brother were Bolton/Burnley fans and they were also family friends so we'd go and see games together thats how i got into football full stop to be honest.

When do you think you'll see your first game?

Are you sure you read that right?

Are you Scottish by birth and upbringing Hipster? I thought you just moved there.

This would explain some things.

Nope I'm english by birth and upbringing.