Covering Up The Tits?

bwfc71 wrote:

Nope as they are on display on the middle shelves in ALL newsagents here in UK, plus the various teleivision advertisments!

I've been in at least three newsagents over the years and not once have my eyes been drawn to a cock. Except that time I saw Owen Coyle in John Menzies.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

bwfc71 wrote:

Nope as they are on display on the middle shelves in ALL newsagents here in UK, plus the various teleivision advertisments!

I've been in at least three newsagents over the years and not once have my eyes been drawn to a cock. Except that time I saw Owen Coyle in John Menzies.

I don't mean to be rude here but do you like cock? I mean, you haven't had any in years, do you miss it?

Is that a chat up Mike ?

Talking of TiTs, how you doing Scott.

Tits Out.

scottjames30 wrote:Is that a chat up Mike ?

No it's not Scott. But the fact is that if I wanted Nat I could have her. She will admit it herself.

Michael Bolton wrote:

No it's not Scott. But the fact is that if I wanted Nat I could have her. She will admit it herself.

I am free and single now MB, but I reckon I can do better than you.

Is Rick Waller available?

Nat, have you ever thought I may be fibbing when I say I am a fat bastard?

Michael Bolton wrote:Nat, have you ever thought I may be fibbing when I say I am a fat bastard?

Not for a minute, no.

I've met rick. Nice lad.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Michael Bolton wrote:Nat, have you ever thought I may be fibbing when I say I am a fat bastard?

Not for a minute, no.

Well maybe you should start thinking about it. As if I really am a fat bastard.

There are a few tits on here that need more than covering up !

Tigermin wrote:There are a few tits on here that need more than covering up !

Don't get smart Tigermin. You are small fry on this forum, don't get above your station, yeah?

Michael Bolton wrote:

Tigermin wrote:There are a few tits on here that need more than covering up !

Don't get smart Tigermin. You are small fry on this forum, don't get above your station, yeah?

Step forward Number 1 !!

Don't make me hurt you Tigermin.

MB will never be no1, he is a cross dresser, same as Scott.

Mr Magoo wrote:MB will never be no1, he is a cross dresser, same as Scott.

He stepped up first hence the No. 1 spot,there is a queue !!

I really don't give a toss, but he is defo not no1.

Only sad bastards buy wank mags, talking about tits when i went clubbing on my 21st this ace bird chatted me up  but i was off my head with drink and i went outside and had some minge and a tit feel but i could not find her nipples only holes where they should have been, i said to her wheres your fucking nipples , she burst into tears and ran off, my mates wife said the next day that she must have had inverted nipples, thats no fucking good to a pissed 21 yr old on his birthday.