Latest on Mac

The latest on Mac McNulty (known to his friends as Mac) is that the situation is pretty stable.
'The Douglas' is considering cancelling his visit to Tesco in-case well, whatever.

Meanwhile there is calm.

The latest is he's no Ngog but worth higher than Big Dave of Finance will fund.

Read than into what ever floats your boat.

So kind, I shall I shall indeed.
 
I wasn't quite sure what to do but now I'll take your advice.

Kind regards,  Thingy.

Weird.

This is humour that is on a plain i can't even comprehend.

this is like trying to explain physics to an ant.

or explaining the difference between plain and plane to a pedant

Where is Mac McNulty when you need him?