Your First Kiss

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:
she did actually, i was devastated as well, you always think your first proper girlfriend is "the one"

I bet you've poked her on Facebook.

Nah, I learnt from that experience, move on as fast as you can, no one is "the one" lifes to short to get hung up on some chick.

Haha, I only recently added her on faceachebook but always thought she had a fella...turns out she doesn't, but has a sprog.

Stacey Collins, I reckon I was about 13 and she was a year older. She denied the kiss to all her friends but came back for seconds and thirds. As they all do.

Bolton Hater wrote:Stacey Collins, I reckon I was about 13 and she was a year older.

Did you and your sister sleep in the same room?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Bolton Hater wrote:Stacey Collins, I reckon I was about 13 and she was a year older.

Did you and your sister sleep in the same room?

Oooooo, low blow.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Nah, I learnt from that experience, move on as fast as you can, no one is "the one" lifes to short to get hung up on some chick.

You cold bastard.

aaron_bwfc wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Bolton Hater wrote:Stacey Collins, I reckon I was about 13 and she was a year older.

Did you and your sister sleep in the same room?

Oooooo, low blow.

But more than likely probably accurate

She was called Samantha Jones, an absolute slag even at the tender age of 14. I guarantee you that 90% of my school would name her as their first kiss. And probably first shag.

Sad thing was I was desperate to get my first kiss with her so I bought her a Curly Wurly from the corner shop on the way home from school - she snogged me in a bus stop.

I've no idea what she's upto today, I've no doubt it involves opening her legs for the boys though.

Can not
remember my first kiss as i had so many, first blow job i remember that well, she was a dirty girl she was 15or 16 i was 13.
was i raped.

Mr Magoo wrote:Can not
remember my first kiss as i had so many, first blow job i remember that well, she was a dirty girl she was 15or 16 i was 13.
was i raped.

Mr Magoo wrote:Can not
remember my first kiss as i had so many, first blow job i remember that well, she was a dirty girl she was 15or 16 i was 13.
was i raped.

Yes Magoo, I insist you report it to your local police station.

Don't let Dave know though, he gets quite annoyed about this sort of thing.

i knew some bugger would turn this into a sex thread

I couldn't remember my first kiss, so i didn't want to be left out.
I have to say she made my eye's spin around.

To narrow it down for you Magoo, try your first human kiss

Mi Mum

I had visions of one of the board's oldies naming my mother.

Three pages down, I hope the danger has passed.

Not yet Matey, I new her well, I will tell the first part of the story tomorrow son.

Do you like Polish women Magoo?

Girl called mo lips like lilos.

Angry Dad wrote:Girl called mo lips like lilos.