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21Hide The Sausage - Page 2 Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Tue Feb 25 2014, 11:53

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Questionable content frankly, and deeply disturbing.

Breadman wrote:For once, I'm with Hipster on this........

I take it you two don't fancy playing it with me then?

22Hide The Sausage - Page 2 Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Tue Feb 25 2014, 12:02

Guest


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It's the "holding her down" bit that's troubling me......

23Hide The Sausage - Page 2 Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Tue Feb 25 2014, 12:14

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

AD is probably getting confused with the song, Zulu Warrior, which was released in 1946. It's easy to make that kind of mistake as you get older and start to reminisce. AD probably remembers the words but 'holding down a Zulu' is no longer deemed as being PC.



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24Hide The Sausage - Page 2 Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Tue Feb 25 2014, 15:40

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

I dont know about you fuckers but i did what my teacher told me, i was a model student.

25Hide The Sausage - Page 2 Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Tue Feb 25 2014, 15:49

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Hipster you are such a fucking wang, you are a hen in a hen house with a fox breaking in.
I see you like the feeble gay bloke in modern family a right wuss, and fuck me sideway's Breadman is agreeing with you, i had a lot of respect for breaders, Well life is full of suprises.

26Hide The Sausage - Page 2 Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Tue Feb 25 2014, 17:33

Sluffy

Sluffy
Admin

It disturbs me too.

I don't doubt for one second that it is not a true story but what beggars believe to me is why anyone would want to make such shit up and post it on a public forum?

Ok, the thread starts off as a 'tell us about your first sexual experience' which I doubt anybody in their right minds would answer truthfully in a public arena, so 'jokey' replies were to be expected but to go on about sexual arousal resulting from speach defects and 'forceful' sex simply just goes too far to be the remotest part funny to any normal person and crosses over into sexual perversion and fetishism in my opinion, neither of which are catered for on a football forum!

If people do feel the need to share their sexual desires (either real or imaginary) then please find more suitable forums to discuss them on rather than this one.

Thank you.

27Hide The Sausage - Page 2 Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Tue Feb 25 2014, 17:58

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Or PM one another instead!!!

28Hide The Sausage - Page 2 Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Tue Feb 25 2014, 18:33

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Sluffy wrote:It disturbs me too.

I don't doubt for one second that it is not a true story but what beggars believe to me is why anyone would want to make such shit up and post it on a public forum?

Ok, the thread starts off as a 'tell us about your first sexual experience' which I doubt anybody in their right minds would answer truthfully in a public arena, so 'jokey' replies were to be expected but to go on about sexual arousal resulting from speach defects and 'forceful' sex simply just goes too far to be the remotest part funny to any normal person and crosses over into sexual perversion and fetishism in my opinion, neither of which are catered for on a football forum!

If people do feel the need to share their sexual desires (either real or imaginary) then please find more suitable forums to discuss them on rather than this one.

Thank you.
If it disturbs you so much stuffy then remove it, simples.

29Hide The Sausage - Page 2 Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Tue Feb 25 2014, 18:46

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Natasha Whittam wrote:

I've just thrown my lunch in the bin. I may never eat again.

30Hide The Sausage - Page 2 Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Wed Feb 26 2014, 00:11

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Its true but you mugs cant see whats staring you in the face, any one else on here put photos of their wives on? or misstreses, NO ,anyone else tell it like it really is NO Angry Dad is fucking real and i dont care if wimps like hipster or sluffy  cant comprehend it.  my real name is Jake McHale and all i state is for real its my release i like to get it out, here's another one for you i wet the bed untill i was 12 because my old man terrorised me,do i give a fuck who knows, no i dont. You pompous fuckers like hipster and sluffy dont want me on here then i'll go no problem. When i tell you something its for real a kind of confessional for a lapsed catholic.
Sluffy hows you're mate cooper you hypocrite.
Next is coming a photo of me as my avatar, i dont give a shit who knows what i look like and who i am.

31Hide The Sausage - Page 2 Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Wed Feb 26 2014, 00:23

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I like you AD.

32Hide The Sausage - Page 2 Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Wed Feb 26 2014, 00:29

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Boggersbelief wrote:I like you AD.
If thats for real Boggers then i appreciate you saying it.

33Hide The Sausage - Page 2 Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Wed Feb 26 2014, 00:43

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Angry Dad wrote:Its true but you mugs cant see whats staring you in the face, any one else on here put photos of their wives on? or misstreses, NO ,anyone else tell it like it really is NO Angry Dad is fucking real and i dont care if wimps like hipster or sluffy  cant comprehend it.  my real name is Jake McHale and all i state is for real its my release i like to get it out, here's another one for you i wet the bed untill i was 12 because my old man terrorised me,do i give a fuck who knows, no i dont. You pompous fuckers like hipster and sluffy dont want me on here then i'll go no problem. When i tell you something its for real a kind of confessional for a lapsed catholic.
Sluffy hows you're mate cooper you hypocrite.
Next is coming a photo of me as my avatar, i dont give a shit who knows what i look like and who i am.

AD chill out mate Smile

34Hide The Sausage - Page 2 Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Wed Feb 26 2014, 00:59

Bolton Nuts


Admin

Chill out AD. I like you too. It takes all sorts to make a world.

https://boltonnuts.forumotion.co.uk

35Hide The Sausage - Page 2 Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Wed Feb 26 2014, 01:19

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I like AD more Smile

36Hide The Sausage - Page 2 Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Wed Feb 26 2014, 01:38

Keegan

Keegan
Admin

AD - you're one of my favourite posters on here and if I was to have a beer with only one poster here, it would probably be you. Some of the things you post can be offensive to others, though - and any criticism you get should be taken just as that and not as people picking on you for whatever reason.
Be cool, man - life's too short.

https://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk

37Hide The Sausage - Page 2 Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Wed Feb 26 2014, 06:23

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

AD hasn't posted anything offensive, in-fact he needs to get to the point more.  Very Happy .

I believe he's more real than that Whittam bloke anyway.

I mean how sad is a bloke pretending to of had sex with a footballer? Weirdo.

38Hide The Sausage - Page 2 Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Wed Feb 26 2014, 10:25

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

AD is a big Fag

39Hide The Sausage - Page 2 Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Wed Feb 26 2014, 17:15

Guest


Guest

Mr Magoo wrote:AD is a big Fag. I know this because we've had sex together.

 Shocked

40Hide The Sausage - Page 2 Empty Re: Hide The Sausage Wed Feb 26 2014, 18:22

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

:clap:  :tumbleweed:

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