Hilarious LIZ JONES Article.

Liz will not be outdone by her colleague Sam Brick she's back with an absolute stormer today.

Apparently she's "turning into" Kate Middleton!





Fantastic article here...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2125187/Help-Im-turning-Kate-Middleton-LIZ-JONES-falls-victim-Duchess-Cambridge-effect.html

Keep 'em coming.

Seriously, this fucking BITCH is in a different league to Samantha Brick, who is a harmless troll.

Read about Liz Jones' sperm rustling antics in her article last November.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2056875/Liz-Jones-baby-craving-drove-steal-husbands-sperm-ultimate-deception.html

I posted that on another forum and was lambasted by, you guessed it, Natasha Whittam for my attitude that the woman had issues.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:I posted that on another forum and was lambasted by, you guessed it, Natasha Whittam for my attitude that the woman had issues.

You have mentioned me in every post today.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:I posted that on another forum and was lambasted by, you guessed it, Natasha Whittam for my attitude that the woman had issues.

You could post an article by someone declaring that we were conquered by the Normans in 1066 and Natasha would lambast you for it. It's the way Natasha rolls.

I've read that article before, and while I can see why a man might be outraged I can also understand the desperation that takes over a woman when she wants a baby, and either her partner doesn't want one or she has no partner at all.

I'm not saying I approve, but I understand.

And yet yesterday you claimed not to know who Liz Jones was.

I'm starting to doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:And yet yesterday you claimed not to know who Liz Jones was.

I'm starting to doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.

I remembered the article when I clicked on Largehat's link, do you remember the name of the person who writes every article you read?

Yes.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Yes.

Anyway, so quit the joking - can you not understand a woman in her late 30's/early 40's being desperate for a baby, and perhaps doing something stupid?

I can yeah, but the unashamedly arrogant and vile way Liz Jones writes about herself is either professional trolling or someone who needs professional help.

I mean.

I hadn’t realised it before, but we are shockingly alike in our approach to life. We both want nice things. We want to escape our ordinary past (mine, Chelmsford, Essex; hers, Bucklebury, Berkshire). We believe in fairytale romance.

I'm speechless when i read vacuous nonsense like this.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

I'm speechless when i read vacuous nonsense like this.

Do you not want to escape the mean streets of Aberdeen? I know I did everything I could to get out of the Little Lever ghetto.

You seem to have it in for this woman just because she wants to better herself.

Natasha, do you not think there's something a little bit disturbing about a woman in her 50s who compares herself favourably with a pretty young woman in her 20s who is considered to be one of the most beautiful women in the country and is also married to the second in line to the throne?

Especially as this article comes 5 months after she has admitted to deceiving men to force them into parenthood?

She is extremely F'd up.

largehat wrote:Natasha, do you not think there's something a little bit disturbing about a woman in her 50s who compares herself favourably with a pretty young woman in her 20s who is considered to be one of the most beautiful women in the country and is also married to the second in line to the throne?

Especially as this article comes 5 months after she has admitting to deceiving men to force them into parenthood?

She is extremely F'd up.

Liz Jones looks great for her age, I don't think anyone can deny that. And when I read the article I think she's just making the point that Kate Middleton is great because she appears as normal as someone in her position can be. You make it out that she's saying she's a princess and is just like Kate Middleton.

But she's posed for a load of pictures in close matching clothes and poses to Kate Middleton and says she is "turning into" Kate Middleton. She's not saying she is a princess (Middleton isn't a princess, why would she?), but she's actually claiming to be one step ahead of Kate in certain facets of her appearance.

As for saying Liz Jones looks great for her age (51), I think you need to put the photoshopped 'fashion' images to one side and look at this one of her from the sperm burgling article in November:



She looks like the bitter, haggard, wicked old spinster that she is.

I definitely think you have issues with women Largehat. She looks good for a 51 year old.

Kate Middleton is attractive, but how anyone can say she is one of the most beautiful women in the country beggars belief. There are thousands of better looking women, but they don't happen to be married to Royalty.

I'm not saying Kate Middleton is "the most beautiful woman in the country" but if we go purely on "celebs"she must be up there, the "talent" in britain is shocking.

must be the genes.

She's warning against lack of makeup today...

i can see why!