Stag do.

Have you been on any good stag do's. And have you got any good stories?

Or any good tips on how to make one memorable? Proper tips. And I don't mean the sort where you tie them up, strip them and piss on them. Im thinking fun, like The Hangover but not quite.

Biggie wrote: I'm thinking fun, like The Hangover but not quite.

I had mine in Las Vegas (got married over there) but it wasn't anything like The Hangover.

I just got pissed on JD & Cokes and then went for a hot dog at Pinks.

Not very exciting really.

Sorry........

(Although I did get chatting to some pissed up American bird in Caesar's who thought my "Briddish aiksent was sooooooo cool!" that she dragged all her mates over and made me speak to them for twenty minutes. I was quite flattered but if the wife ever reads this, it never happened and I made it up.)

What, no strippers?

There are two types of strippers in Vegas.

(A) The ones down the bottom of the strip round Fremont Street in the area quaintly referred to as "Down-town" who make the birds in The Balmoral look like stunners.

Dodgy as fuck down there (and I used to drink down the bottom of Halliwell........)

and 

(B) The ones you see in films who come to your room (with enormous minder) and charge you about four hundred quid to get their knockers out for about two minutes.

I just bought a jazz mag instead.

Fairynuff!

Nobody else ever been on a stag do then?