My Neighbour.

Just had my neighbours wife pop round to show off her new face and i have had to go outside because its fucking awful and i cant stop laughing.
She looks like stone and her face is stiff and her lips dont move, she spent 8 grand and she's not finished yet and she's only 40.

Night Nat.......

What was wrong with her old face?

Keegan wrote:What was wrong with her old face?

Nothing at all it was well pokeable.

Poor woman must be very insecure to have plastic surgery. You shouldn't laugh.

I did'nt in front of her wander but I cracked up outside and could'nt go back in, it looked like those stone angels in Doctor Who and just as scary.

I wanted to rub it soft again.

She's swollen up got an infection or something or its gone wrong, they just had the doc out.

Why do people do it to themselves when they don't need to? It's not like she was born with a disfigurement or was in a car crash. Surgery seldom helps. What woman wants to look like this?

wanderlust wrote: What woman wants to look like this?

I'd just worked 12 hours without a break.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

wanderlust wrote: What woman wants to look like this?

I'd just worked 12 hours without a break.

You look more dead than alive TBF.

For Pete's sake.......!