Dinner - Part 1

Hot dogs, but using Caramelised onion sausage.

Brain's and rice tonight.

Carrs Pasty and mushy peas.

Vegetarian pot pie.

Steak and kidney pudding!

Lob it all in and hope for the best pasta bake.

Plus garlic bread.

Fish finger butties (two slices of Warbies Toastie, one with ketchup on, one with mayo, 4 fish fingers plus two cheese slices, press down firmly and Bob's yer uncle) and thin chips.

Butter pie on a barm. Big mug of tea. Hardly Downton Abbey but it suits me.

Lamb steaks tonight, roast pots & veg, black forest gateau for afters. 

chicken wraps

BBQ tonight. Three sirloin steaks, six Cumberland sausages and eight unpeeled raw Tiger Prawns, plus mixed salad.

Fat bastard, I can say that, as i no you have no friends. 

I only had one steak, two sausages and three prawns and I have had nowt to eat all day. My body is a temple.....it's very old.

And like all temple, no worswhippers, only visitors  

Bloody hell my typing is getting as bad as Magoo's  

No chance

Cheese and potato pie with chips,followed by jam roly poly and custard.

Not enough spuds there.

Should have had mash as well.

I'll make up for it at supper with cheesy potato cakes.

Good man.

I'll be having my usual "drunk food" later - McVities Krackawheat (half packet thereof) with strong cheddar and home-made chutney.